BITCHFLAKES, TIS FRIDAY

[Clang McFly]

I have some free time!

Me too! Was supposed to go to this 3 day gaming convention this weekend but couldn't find parking so I said fuck it and came home. I think I'll go to this huge garage sale and Fall Harvest Festival with my friends and brother instead.

[BigMark]

for christ sakes you're a gamer?

[Clang McFly]

for christ sakes you're a gamer?

Somewhat. I used to play D&D and other RPG games with my second oldest brother years ago when we were in our late teens/early 20's. Then he tried to get me into Warhammer 40k, painting miniatures and shit. Then I stopped playing for a few years until 3 years ago he invited me to this 3 day Schenectady Gaming Council event they throw every year around Columbus Day weekend. I usually go on Sunday, but this year I was going to try and go all 3 days. The event itself is enjoyable enough, but the parking is a hassle. I shouldn't have listened to my older brother and got a room at the hotel next door. I could've just parked at the hotel and walked over to Proctor's Theatre.

[sally]

You should get your fat ass into Cosplay, Clang.

[Jimbone]

You should get your fat ass into Cosplay, Clang.

He already is:

[Duchess]

Oh man. Freaky.

[sally]

I thought it would be a good excuse for him to get dolled up in his dainties and still be accepted out in public.

[Clang McFly]

I thought it would be a good excuse for him to get dolled up in his dainties and still be accepted out in public.

I'm not worried about being accepted out in public. I don't care if strangers see me in my dainties. I'm more worried about getting out of the apartment without my family members seeing me in my dainties. Plus my oldest brother and his wife live like 5 minutes away from us. I'd like to not have to worry whether they'll disown me and I won't see my nephews again. I'm also more worried I'll get beaten up or killed by some homophobic asshats.

[sally]

Well I don't know what to say then, just go Nair your nuts and call it a night. I'm done trying to help you out if you're just going to shoot everything I say down.

[Duchess]

I'm also more worried I'll get beaten up or killed by some homophobic asshats.

I think that's a valid concern and one I hadn't given any thought to until just now.

[Clang McFly]

Well I don't know what to say then, just go Nair your nuts and call it a night. I'm done trying to help you out if you're just going to shoot everything I say down.

Well sorry. I'm ok with dressing as a regular plus size woman but come on what can I realistically cosplay as that is not going to look awful? Fat Slut, Mrs. Claus, Roseanne Barr, Mama Cass, Honey Boo Boo's mom, etc.?

[Duchess]

Today is my Friday & I don't have to leave home again for a few days. I'm a happy camper. I may be a slug tomorrow.

[BigMark]

togtfo

[Duchess]

I don't know what that means but I think it might end in get the fuck out. Ahahahaha! No! I live here too!

[BigMark]

tits...

[Duchess]

If I get drunk I will.

[Maggot]

Wake up! wake up!  It's Friday and the middle of August, get up early and get stuff done the great kazoo so sayeth.

[Duchess]

Yabba dabba do! I'm free! I'm free! Until Monday morning. Ahhhhh

It's time to burn one.

[Maggot]

I'm dealing with drama llamas at the moment, I've given out 3 butthurt reports..........



I say "go fill this out first, then come back"

[Duchess]

I'm dealing with drama llamas at the moment

I did that yesterday to the point I issued only terse 1 or 2 word comments. Goddamnit. I don't want to know. I don't want to have to hear about it. Please, please just be a fuckin' grownup. I didn't say any of that though.