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IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK
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#21
04-29-2014, 06:05 PM
hah

If he really creeps you out, don't play it!

I wish I was that kinda busy right now, too.
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#22
04-29-2014, 06:28 PM
yeh HoTD! You should have posted Captain Stubing, then you would have had F2s undivided attention.

Now this clip she will play! She wont be able to help herself hah
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04-29-2014, 06:44 PM
Well, I don't know if you snagged FAHQTOO with the lure of Captain Stubing, but you reeled me in, aussie.

And, there wasn't even any Captain Stubing on the clip -- just audio of that crappy theme song. You're a post tease!

FAHQTOO's probably smarter than I and wouldn't have taken the Stubing bait anyway.

BUT, when you're the good kinda busy like she is right now, there is one captain who is damned near irresistible to those with good taste...

[Image: Captain-Crunch-300x300.jpg]

I love the Crunchy Cap'n.
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#24
04-29-2014, 06:54 PM
Had to find a clip without an advertisement before it, you know, F2's short attention span and all.
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#25
04-29-2014, 06:58 PM
(04-29-2014, 06:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, I don't know if you snagged FAHQTOO with the lure of Captain Stubing, but you reeled me in, aussie.

And, there wasn't even any Captain Stubing on the clip -- just audio of that crappy theme song. You're a post tease!

FAHQTOO's probably smarter than I and wouldn't have taken the Stubing bait anyway.

BUT, when you're the good kinda busy like she is right now, there is one captain who is damned near irresistible to those with good taste...

[Image: Captain-Crunch-300x300.jpg]

I love the Crunchy Cap'n.

Here ya go, HoTD.. Captain Stubing, Mike Brady, and Major Hoolihan all in one clip (cuz I'm nice like that)

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-29-2014, 07:11 PM
Cap N Crunch is the shit. I hate how it tears up the roof of my mouth though.
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#27
04-29-2014, 07:21 PM
If you were extra nice, you'd have gifted me a clip that included Charo, Kid.

Still, it was a star-studded gesture on your part and I appreciate seeing all of those A-listers in the same boat. Thank you.

In return, here's your captain............

[Image: Kanagroo.jpg]

Okay, he is a bit scary looking and you really can't ever trust a man with straight blonde bangs and busy black eyebrows, but he's less creepy as Captain K than he was as that horny Clarabelle the Clown...

You're welcome, Kid.
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04-29-2014, 07:49 PM
I use crushed capt crunch for fried chicken sometimes
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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04-29-2014, 07:49 PM
(04-29-2014, 06:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, I don't know if you snagged FAHQTOO with the lure of Captain Stubing, but you reeled me in, aussie.

And, there wasn't even any Captain Stubing on the clip -- just audio of that crappy theme song. You're a post tease!

FAHQTOO's probably smarter than I and wouldn't have taken the Stubing bait anyway.

BUT, when you're the good kinda busy like she is right now, there is one captain who is damned near irresistible to those with good taste...

[Image: Captain-Crunch-300x300.jpg]

I love the Crunchy Cap'n.


I prefer the Cap'n to have some Big Berries.

[Image: capn-crunch.jpg?w=500&h=702]
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04-29-2014, 09:37 PM
I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?
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04-29-2014, 10:33 PM
(04-29-2014, 09:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?


They get soggy within 5 to 10 minutes. Closer to 5 than ten on the average.
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04-30-2014, 10:14 AM
(04-29-2014, 10:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(04-29-2014, 09:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?


They get soggy within 5 to 10 minutes. Closer to 5 than ten on the average.

Ah, that bowl probably wouldn't last 5 minutes anyway.

I don't eat sugary stuff much -- it's a treat.

I think I'll stick to the original Cap'n when I get to indulge.
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#33
04-30-2014, 03:39 PM
I wonder how many minutes Captain Stubing takes to go soft.
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#34
04-30-2014, 06:09 PM
(04-30-2014, 03:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I wonder how many minutes Captain Stubing takes to go soft.


Your unhealthy obsession with Captain Stubing is disturbing. But then again, so are you, so it makes sense.
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#35
04-30-2014, 06:22 PM
Stubing, schmubing.

Even in his prime, he was kinda low on the coolest captains totem pole.

Though, to be fair, I guess Stubing would rank above Kangaroo and Hook, and maybe tie with Captain Darryl Dragon.

But, Crunch (with berries or barren) and Ahab definitely kick Stubing ass.

And, back in the day, this ship captain was out of this world:
[Image: Captain-Kirk.jpg]
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