If Ramsey was a dog..

[Baldawgbites]

Could be a heavenly experience for him on the way down -- hell, he just might find Jesus.

Taint no way that happens.

[HairOfTheDog]

Could be a heavenly experience for him on the way down -- hell, he just might find Jesus.

Taint no way that happens.

No comprende, Dawg. What's "that"?

No way you that you ever go down on a bitch?
No way that you'd ever consider it a heavenly experience?
No way that you'd ever find Jesus?
No way that you'd ever find Jesus in a bitch's ass because you've already found Jesus?

Don't let the cat keep your tongue -- I wanna get your drift and "the details are the devil" (I ripped that perversion of the reliable old saying from your Eagle-lovin comrade, Walle).

[Duchess]

This shouldn't surprise nor offend anyone, dog is God spelled backwards after all.

[Blindgreed1]

This shouldn't surprise nor offend anyone, dog is God spelled backwards after all.

I pushed really hard to call one of my bands GoddoG, but the other dudes thought it sounded stupid. My idea was to have the word god at an angle in a mirror on the cover of the debut album so that people wouldn't really know if it was GoddoG or just God in a mirror. "It doesn't matter what they say about you, as long as they're talking about you"

[HairOfTheDog]

I spent the better part of two days building furniture in a 90 degree house with a broken AC - I will tell you appropriate decorum for clothing is overrated in some situations.

Decorum is overrated, for sure.

So, were you sweatin' it up big time as you assembled that new over-the-door shoe rack and reassembled the old sex swing?

Seriously, hope your move went smoothly, Cutz -- I hate moving.

[Baldawgbites]

Could be a heavenly experience for him on the way down -- hell, he just might find Jesus.

Taint no way that happens.

No comprende, Dawg. What's "that"?

No way you that you ever go down on a bitch?
No way that you'd ever consider it a heavenly experience?
No way that you'd ever find Jesus?
No way that you'd ever find Jesus in a bitch's ass because you've already found Jesus?

Don't let the cat keep your tongue -- I wanna get your drift and "the details are the devil" (I ripped that perversion of the reliable old saying from your Eagle-lovin comrade, Walle).

I was just using " Taint" in a joke.... it really was, just that simple.

[HairOfTheDog]

I was just using " Taint" in a joke.... it really was, just that simple.

Well, then...that one went right over my head.

Had to look up "taint". And, yeah, your word play was pretty funny in context.

I really do learn something(s) new here every day.

P.s. My questions still stand, but I understand if you wanna sit them out.

[ramseycat]

You didn't know what a taint was??

[HairOfTheDog]

You didn't know what a taint was??

I did not know what "a taint" was.

Now, I'm informed and I get Baldawg's joke.

Unfortunately, in the process of learning about that definition of "taint", my blissful ignorance regarding "durf" and "the taint rake" was incidentally stolen from me.

[Midwest Spy]

You didn't know what a taint was??

Unfortunately, in the process of learning about that kind of "taint", my blissful ignorance regarding "durf" and "the taint rake" was incidentally stolen from me.

You're funny HotD.

[ramseycat]

I don't know what durf and taint rake mean. And I'm pretty sure I don't want to.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't know what durf and taint rake mean. And I'm pretty sure I don't want to.

Now, I kinda wanna tell you, just to be spiteful.

But, I won't. Durf isn't any big deal, really.

The rake, however, would just make you go all...

"Eww, nasty..........now, where's that cookie dough butter."

[Duchess]

Aha! I googled taint rake, I'd never heard of it either.

Here ya go, Ramsey -

Taint rake - the act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement.

[Maggot]

pre raking requires no bathing for 3 weeks.

[Duchess]

*gags*

[Duchess]

Durf - the area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

I've never thought about that before now.

[Maggot]

I call dum-dums derfs and never knew how correct I was.

[ramseycat]

Aha! I googled taint rake, I'd never heard of it either.

Here ya go, Ramsey -

Taint rake - the act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement.

Really? You couldn't just let it go could you?

[Duchess]

Well no, I couldn't. Where's the fun in that? Mock was educational for you today, honey.

[HairOfTheDog]

I call dum-dums derfs and never knew how correct I was.

I sometimes call dum-dums "dingleberries" and never knew how correct I was, too.