There is a bird stuck in a pipe.

[Maggot]

I can hear him but have no clue which one he's in. There must be 1000 pcs standing up that are 10ft long, I would have to move all of them to find him then there is no guarantee he wont fly back down another one. Chirp,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp,chirp.chirp.,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp ,chirp

[Duchess]

You have to at least try!

[Maggot]

It dona looking good for teh bird srsly it teh in de hole up in teh sky.

[Duchess]

I'm sorry I know!

[Maggot]

Teh ceiling cat tking teh chezbuger an tryd teh coax him owt.

[Duchess]

I really want to give you a smart ass response by referring to you as someone but I'm afraid mentioning the name would be like rubbing the genie's lamp.

[HairOfTheDog]

I have a bee stuck in my bonnet.

Not really a bee, just a work-related nagger.

I'd prefer a bird in the pipe.

[Maggot]

Chirp.................chirp......................chirp I think it has laryngitis. kinda sucks that it would take a day to find him, then he might very well fly back in, picture a thousand tubes fro 10-24" x 10ft long standing up.

[Duchess]

It's probably a baby who didn't know any better :(

That chirping you hear are his desperate cries for his mama.

[HairOfTheDog]

^ Okay, now I'm seriously sad for the baby bird.

Have changed my mind; I'd rather have the bee stuck in the bonnet than the bird stuck in the pipe.

If momma bird hears the chirping and goes to check, I hope she doesn't get stuck too.

(No idea why this is making me emotional.)

[sally]

I think "there's a bird in the pipe" is Maggot's way of telling us he's been suffering from erectile dysfunction.

[HairOfTheDog]

So, a bird in the pipe probably isn't worth two in the bush?

Unless, the bird gets released and grows to be a healthy woodpecker.

Free the bird!

[Chelloveks]

Sounds similar to a story I once heard about a gerbil in a stink pipe.....

[HairOfTheDog]

You should be kinder to your pets, Chello.

We're an animal-friendly site (well, mostly anyway).

Plus, how many times do you think those emergency room workers are gonna believe that you accidently sat on poor little Fluffy and he mistook your gaping anus for his Habitrail tunnel?

[sally]

kinda sucks that it would take a day to find him, then he might very well fly back in

Once you get it up and working again there shouldn't be any relapses.

[Cutz]

I have a bee stuck in my bonnet.
Not really a bee, just a work-related nagger.

Racist.

[HairOfTheDog]

I have a bee stuck in my bonnet.
Not really a bee, just a work-related nagger.

Racist.

Nah. She's a quick talker when she nags, but she loiters and moves real slow.

[Maggot]

I think "there's a bird in the pipe" is Maggot's way of telling us he's been suffering from erectile dysfunction.

The chirping has stopped Calamity Jane.

[Duchess]

Dead

[crash]

Snake's not hungry any more though..