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Playing BINGO . . . . .
HairOfTheDog Offline
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#21
06-12-2014, 08:23 PM
Yep, Cars, you're getting the Strip Bingo game for your next birthday gift because your jokes sure ain't gonna get you any!

Regarding your complaint: I've only been here for coming up on 3 years and can't help it if these selfish bastards didn't get you anything in the preceding years.

As for me...

Last year, I told crash that I'd pitch in $11.33AUD for your gift and he picked it out. It was, coincidentally, some bingo. You really enjoyed it, called it "Ecstacy" even, but couldn't remember an effin' thing afterwards.

The year before that, I didn't know anyone here well enough to go dutch. So, I splurged and, coincidentally enough, bought you 11.33 bingos at the bar. You really enjoyed them, but couldn't remember an effin' thing afterwards.

So, the strip bingo game seems wholly appropriate in keeping with tradition. As long as your dementia is still only at moderate stage, maybe this year you'll really enjoy your gift AND remember it long enough to send an effin' thank you card!!! Dramaqueen

P.s. You're lucky there's no one posting here from Denmark with whom I could bingo-collaborate.

Ref: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bingo #31, #12, #1, respectively.
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#22
06-12-2014, 08:47 PM
Holy crapola! Oh Oh, my idea of bingo is not the bingo you're talking about! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch



Thanks in advance for my BD gift this year! Anything but bingo if you please!
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#23
06-12-2014, 11:29 PM
(06-12-2014, 08:47 PM)Carsman Wrote: Anything but bingo if you please!

You, my friend, are very hard to shop for.

First on my list of potential gifts was the strip bingo game. But, seems the happy-faced fun-loving vixen in the OP has soured you to Bingo Boobs (I kinda like that lady's spirit myself). So, scratch that.

Then, I remembered that you mentioned wanting a pooch in the Drivel thread and a light bulb went off. Just so happens, I met some hard-working people who are looking to find loving homes for their livestock and pets when I visited a co-op farm that's about to be foreclosed recently. And, there, was this farmer had a dog and... Yeah, you know the rest. So, scratch that.

You seem to have bad bingo mojo on your tail, but I'll try to shake it. Working on it...Smiley_emoticons_wink
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