Surviving Shark Attack..

[lenny67]

Hey there, I was Googling my name re my shark attack in 2012' and came across this site. I Like...

My names Glen Folkard, or Lenny in my 'industry' they call me fyi. I survived a shark attack by a very slim chance on Jan 18^th 2012'. I shouldnt be alive...like that show...it took 2 bites, I was pouring blood 20 feet and you know who was in that bloodtrail following me, just like the movies. An eyewitness said I was nearly kicking its nose it got that close. Im glad I didnt see this, I saw it at 10 feet maybe,,my rescuer that stepped in at the halfway point of my escape scared the 2.7 Great White away...it was not a Bull shark as reported. Im still recovering and probably will never be the same. We celebrate our attack dates as a 2^nd birthday every year.

This is how I found this site. In my investigation into the "sharklife" as they, us survivors call it. Where shark.orgs incoming donation moneys take priority over human life. Where shark.orgs are heavily funded by Pew and other sneaky institutes, which are owned by Sun Oil and Texaco via other companies to confuse. Wiki has it all..

Misinformation coming from Florida Uni and George Burgess which has given people the idea that sharks are endangered. They never were endangered, Peter Benchleys Jaws started a shit snowball that gathered tonnes more turds as it went. Oil money sucking in marine bios etc..The Shark Con is a good intro to this, itunes that one...this damning document sums it up...http://www.hesawyer.com/Pew-And-Response.html and I have much more than this.

So this stuff I need to let go of, and also warn the ocean using public wherever I can and who knows who's reading this forum eh? After I tag this thread with my name Glen Folkard Shark Attack more people might read about this clever ruse they constructed using human to animal empathy and the unknown shark numbers of the 1 ocean we have. The largest mass on our earth, the ocean, also has the layer of plant matter we call oil. A whole layer, not pockets like that Middle East rubbish ok. A whole layer under the ocean that the UN gave to people of the world. There is no peak oil..

Ok big first post so rip in folks I can take it...phew..

Lenny from Oorstralia...

[Duchess]

Fresh meat from Oz. Nom Nom Nom

You're so chatty I kinda hate to break it to you but no one other than a Mocker will ever see what you've posted in this Intro forum.

Welcome to Mock, shark bait.

[Blindgreed1]

Hey there, I was Googling my name re my shark attack in 2012' and came across this site. I Like...

My names Glen Folkard, or Lenny in my 'industry' they call me fyi. I survived a shark attack by a very slim chance on Jan 18^th 2012'. I shouldnt be alive...like that show...it took 2 bites, I was pouring blood 20 feet and you know who was in that bloodtrail following me, just like the movies. An eyewitness said I was nearly kicking its nose it got that close. Im glad I didnt see this, I saw it at 10 feet maybe,,my rescuer that stepped in at the halfway point of my escape scared the 2.7 Great White away...it was not a Bull shark as reported. Im still recovering and probably will never be the same. We celebrate our attack dates as a 2^nd birthday every year.

This is how I found this site. In my investigation into the "sharklife" as they, us survivors call it. Where shark.orgs incoming donation moneys take priority over human life. Where shark.orgs are heavily funded by Pew and other sneaky institutes, which are owned by Sun Oil and Texaco via other companies to confuse. Wiki has it all..

Misinformation coming from Florida Uni and George Burgess which has given people the idea that sharks are endangered. They never were endangered, Peter Benchleys Jaws started a shit snowball that gathered tonnes more turds as it went. Oil money sucking in marine bios etc..The Shark Con is a good intro to this, itunes that one...this damning document sums it up...http://www.hesawyer.com/Pew-And-Response.html and I have much more than this.

So this stuff I need to let go of, and also warn the ocean using public wherever I can and who knows who's reading this forum eh? After I tag this thread with my name Glen Folkard Shark Attack more people might read about this clever ruse they constructed using human to animal empathy and the unknown shark numbers of the 1 ocean we have. The largest mass on our earth, the ocean, also has the layer of plant matter we call oil. A whole layer, not pockets like that Middle East rubbish ok. A whole layer under the ocean that the UN gave to people of the world. There is no peak oil..

Ok big first post so rip in folks I can take it...phew..

Lenny from Oorstralia...

Sup Lenny... Honestly, I'd be more interested in seeing some of your tattoo work than discuss another conspiracy theory. What some fisheries are doing by lopping off their fins and returning them to the water disgusts me, but I do believe it's true that we really don't know how finite the population is due to their transient behavior.

[Duchess]

What some fisheries are doing by lopping off their fins and returning them to the water disgusts me

That's really hard to look at. I've seen some pix and read a few stories about it. It's horrible what is being done to them. I saw one photograph with a roof covered in fins that were drying in the sun.

[sally]

I use to work on a shark boat, but when you see that shark fighting for it's life it's changes something in you. I had to give it up, and it wasn't just the shark's life, we lost a lot of men too. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

Oh God. That probably really happened somewhere and I'm laughing, still laughing.

I might be an asshat. I don't think so but there's a chance.

[Blindgreed1]

I use to work on a shark boat, but when you see that shark fighting for it's life it's changes something in you. I had to give it up, and it wasn't just the shark's life, we lost a lot of men too. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

Lets compare scars.

[Cutz]

My name is Ryan and my family was the first people to walk on the moon because the U.S. and Russian space race was a lie, fed by the national propaganda machines of both countries and the truth is that my ancestors have been traveling from Ireland to the moon where we found a race of green aliens that fled the moon due to devolving atmospheric pressure which is how the legends of leprechauns started, but the Uni State space program wants you to believe Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the moon... what a joke, that's completely untrue and it's really insulting to my ancestors.

[QueenBee]

Oh god..I actually did Google Glen Fucktard's name, and there it was, shark attack. Did not look hard enough to find the Mock connection, unless someone (LC maybe?) posted something about it during some prior year shark week??

EDIT to add...OMG he was right. Here is the Thread, and it was LC, on page 8 of the thread, down a few posts.

http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3916&page=8

[Blindgreed1]

My name is Ryan and my family was the first people to walk on the moon because the U.S. and Russian space race was a lie, fed by the national propaganda machines of both countries and the truth is that my ancestors have been traveling from Ireland to the moon where we found a race of green aliens that fled the moon due to devolving atmospheric pressure which is how the legends of leprechauns started, but the Uni State space program wants you to believe Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the moon... what a joke, that's completely untrue and it's really insulting to my ancestors.

you're a dousche sometimes. Pretty sure it's why we get along.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Damn, I remember that
So whats with the shark conspiracy?
I blame Obama

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey Lenny. Welcome.

Thanks so much for the heads-up on the great shark con -- I could see some less astute members getting swallowed up in such a luring scheme.

Not me, though. The only two maritime species that I give a damn about are the urechis unicinctus and the blob fish (well, I also take cod liver oil daily, but could make due without it in the event of an oil crisis).

Anyway, I saw your post-attack photo and story in the old thread QueenBee linked above. "Horrific thigh wound"? ,,, Looks more to me like that shark bit you in the ass - straight up.

So, how is your ass these days, Lenny?

[lenny67]

Great replies and yes it was a random find your site. The GW is more important than a human here in Aust so im throwin this around to see what kind of response I get, and at the same time I feel like I can warn a few punters of the ecosystem change we are having. Reunion Island is a mess from the above theory many fatals and limbs removed now, Pew setup a shark sanctuary there early 90's, Palau is folding quickly and the Marshall Islands are on the table now..

Yea HalfAss Tattooing I call myself now, half of 3 muscles missing and the tendon that joins pelvis to knee is goorrn..sharkshit now..2kgs of ass and thigh so it coulda been a lot worse and I got chewed in just the right spot. Hurting right now after nearly 3 years eh...great fun..

I can post some pics of recent tattoos if you guys wana see em?? 20 years tattooing got lotsa photos and stories..

Lenny...

[Maggot]

I would eat shark fin given the chance. With lemon.

[Blindgreed1]

Great replies and yes it was a random find your site. The GW is more important than a human here in Aust so im throwin this around to see what kind of response I get, and at the same time I feel like I can warn a few punters of the ecosystem change we are having. Reunion Island is a mess from the above theory many fatals and limbs removed now, Pew setup a shark sanctuary there early 90's, Palau is folding quickly and the Marshall Islands are on the table now..

Yea HalfAss Tattooing I call myself now, half of 3 muscles missing and the tendon that joins pelvis to knee is goorrn..sharkshit now..2kgs of ass and thigh so it coulda been a lot worse and I got chewed in just the right spot. Hurting right now after nearly 3 years eh...great fun..

I can post some pics of recent tattoos if you guys wana see em?? 20 years tattooing got lotsa photos and stories..

Lenny...

Post tattoo pics. Anything will skulls and/or fire will make us automatic BFF's.

[Duchess]

I would eat shark fin given the chance. With lemon.

For shame, Maggottyboo, for shame.

I've eaten shark, it's quite tasty.

[sally]

My dad really did work on a shark boat, I think they caught mainly tiger sharks. He would be gone for weeks at a time and come back smelling horrendous, like a shark that has been rotting out in the sun for a week. His skin was always a mess too because he often had to grab hold of the shark as they were bringing it in and the sharks skin is like sand paper. I asked him if he felt guilty about it and he said it gives him nightmares sometimes. I think he did that for about a year.

[Blindgreed1]

I would eat shark fin given the chance. With lemon.

For shame, Maggottyboo, for shame.

I've eaten shark, it's quite tasty.

I believe it depends on what kind of shark you're eating. From what I've heard Blue Dogs aren't tasty at all and neither are Bull sharks, but I've had Mako and Black Tip and both tasted exactly like swordfish.