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07-20-2014, 11:01 AM


Hello, my darlings, are you enjoying an awesome weekend? Have you been lucky enough to get laid? Smoke some weed? Have a couple adult beverages? Only one of those things have applied to me. Awink
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07-20-2014, 11:57 AM
None of the above. And it's been raining. Blurgh.
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07-20-2014, 12:33 PM
had a beverage, working on getting laid, the week bled far to far into my weekend for it to count as awesom
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07-20-2014, 01:22 PM
Two out of three here, that ain't bad! Smiley_emoticons_wink
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07-20-2014, 04:12 PM
I am a one for threer this weekend. Other Half is MX racing out of state and well, smoking dope ain't legal in NC----yet.
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07-20-2014, 06:21 PM
0/3.

I've been randomly drug tested 14 times this year. I'm beginning to wonder why they call it 'Random'..
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07-20-2014, 07:24 PM
(07-20-2014, 06:21 PM)crash Wrote: 0/3.
I've been randomly drug tested 14 times this year. I'm beginning to wonder why they call it 'Random'..
Hahaha. 14 times in 7 months? Is it possible they've found a way to sell your urine instead of testing it for drugs?

1.5/3 for me.
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07-20-2014, 07:46 PM
The problem is, I don't work for one employer, or at one location. When you visit multiple sites as a contractor, you're prone to being tested.

(07-20-2014, 07:24 PM)Cutz Wrote: 1.5/3 for me.

A couple of beers and a fap?
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07-20-2014, 07:48 PM
(07-20-2014, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote: Hello, my darlings, are you enjoying an awesome weekend? Have you been lucky enough to get laid? Smoke some weed? Have a couple adult beverages? Only one of those things have applied to me. Awink

I have just touched base with someone I hope he touches my base back. Awink
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07-20-2014, 08:00 PM
(07-20-2014, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Hello, my darlings, are you enjoying an awesome weekend? Have you been lucky enough to get laid? Smoke some weed? Have a couple adult beverages? Only one of those things have applied to me. Awink

All of the above.......now I'm tired. But not that tired........
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07-20-2014, 10:07 PM
3⁄3 on Thursday, but nothing for the weekend :(
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07-20-2014, 11:42 PM
(07-20-2014, 07:46 PM)crash Wrote: A couple of beers and a fap?
couple beers at lunch Saturday and fooling around with the lady.
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07-21-2014, 06:25 AM


Foolin' around is a very good thing. Uh huh.
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07-21-2014, 06:29 AM
How do you have 0.5 of a fool around?

It was more than a couple of beers, huh?
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07-21-2014, 11:19 AM
I got laid twice. I got drunk twice. Had it not been for the 3 legged dog, I would have made a run at it again this morning.
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07-21-2014, 05:10 PM
(07-21-2014, 06:29 AM)crash Wrote: How do you have 0.5 of a fool around?

It was more than a couple of beers, huh?
No, it was a full fool around, but only half a getting laid.
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