FLEA MARKETS/YARD SALES

[Duchess]

Do you go to them? Do you have a story about something you bought?

[Clang McFly]

Yeah I go to them. I don't really have much of a story though. Last one I went to I bought an old Family Feud game and a microphone, for home karaoke.

[Maggot]

I'm having a yard sale this Saturday. Whatever I don't sell is going to Goodwill for a deduction. They let you say what you think it's worth and give a receipt for that amount. Time to get rid of this clutter. I've been planning it for a while and I'm on vaca this week so its time before the summer hits to get it over with. Chain saws, old tools, comic books. hardcovers, old shit that was here when I moved in. Go Go Gadget get the hell outta here.

But yeah I like going to them on Saturdays I look for old 1970's receivers and want a charcoal grill.

[Maggot]

My freaking stupid waste of time yard sale was rained out, now I have a pile of shit in my garage that I have to suck in my gut to get around.

[BigMark]

I need to have one but can't stand the pendejos toting 8 greasy kids that want to touch everything.

[Maggot]

Yeah well its not so bad here, I just get every geriatric goofball on the planet parking on my street at 5am to get in on it first.

[BigMark]

I heard Hotd has that same problem.

[Maggot]

Oh stop..............she has a dinner bell.

[Duchess]

I used to really like estate auctions until...I thought the auctioneer was flirting with me, he'd smile and nod and I'd smile and nod back and he screamed SOLD while pointing at me. WTF.

[Donovan]

I dig estate sales, I wander through people's lives trying to piece together the narrative. Some are tragic, others really cool. This lady last week was a retired piano teacher and "confirmed bachelor" who had two 20,000$ grand pianos sitting there. Shit cost more than my car.