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So I parked my car and am I'm walking across the parking lot today, and I see a parking spot about 4 or 5 spots down the isle. And so does a car behind me coming down the isle, and he sees a another car coming up from the other direction going towards that spot. So the car now passing me, guns it and speeds up to beat the other car and turns a hard left to the spot.
And he gets 3 feet into the spot and BANG! I couldn't help but laugh as I walked on by, the doofus hit the carts in the carriage return the spot. The other driver coming up the isle now passing by had a big smile on his face.
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Now you know why there are so many wonky carts at walmart
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They have those wonky carts in supermarket lots too.
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I've seen people do the dumbest shit to get a parking space. It pisses me off when they think it's ok to block the isle while they wait for someone to load all their groceries in the car so they can take the spot. If it's going to kill you to park a few spots down and walk a little farther then apply for a handicap permit, you fat fuck.
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I'm thankful that I don't need a Handycap Sticker, I'm happy to walk across the parking lots. Since I usually park far from the store, in a big spot so my car wont' get dinked by some thoughtless doofus.
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Yeah I park far from the store as well. Us lowly Price Chopper employees must save the parking spaces in the lot for the customers and park on the side streets.
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(09-06-2014, 09:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I park far from the store as well. Us lowly Price Chopper employees must save the parking spaces in the lot for the customers and park on the side streets.
I can picture you parking far away then opening the trunk and whipping out a Segway or something. Your helmet would be bright yellow with black polka dots.
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(09-06-2014, 09:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: (09-06-2014, 09:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I park far from the store as well. Us lowly Price Chopper employees must save the parking spaces in the lot for the customers and park on the side streets.
I can picture you parking far away then opening the trunk and whipping out a Segway or something. Your helmet would be bright yellow with black polka dots.
I wish. I actually have to walk and get all sweaty and out of breath before I even start work.
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(09-06-2014, 10:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (09-06-2014, 09:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: (09-06-2014, 09:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I park far from the store as well. Us lowly Price Chopper employees must save the parking spaces in the lot for the customers and park on the side streets.
I can picture you parking far away then opening the trunk and whipping out a Segway or something. Your helmet would be bright yellow with black polka dots.
I wish. I actually have to walk and get all sweaty and out of breath before I even start work.
Stop wearing polyester and go to cotton .....it breaths.
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A guy name Pritchard witnessed an even stranger parking incident in Canada the other day, Cars.
He's parked outside a transit station waiting for his son. Typical day.
He sees one of the bus drivers leave the motor running and run inside the office. Alright.
Next, a 9 year old in his pajamas comes riding along on his bicycle. Nothing too exciting.
Then, he looks over at the transit station again and sees the 9 year old's little head in the driver's seat of the bus gunning it away from the station.
He followed the kid, who hit another bus and slammed into a curb before coming to a forced park. The kid wouldn't let him in the door so Pritchard had to keep pushing to get in before the kid took off again.
No charges will be filed due to the perp's age. The police spokesperson said the reason the kid did it is because he could; he saw an opportunity and took it. Fearless little bastard.
Good thing no one was hurt.
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/...yride.html
