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#21
09-08-2014, 06:35 PM
What are you waiting for, there are plenty of them around here.
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#22
09-08-2014, 06:58 PM
You could start with MS. Technically he's not a fat fuck, but you could call him a flabby fuck which would give you the same satisfaction.
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09-08-2014, 07:05 PM
(09-08-2014, 06:58 PM)sally Wrote: You could start with MS. Technically he's not a fat fuck, but you could call him a flabby fuck which would give you the same satisfaction.

I don't know Sal.

I'm looking pretty good again.

Working out, playing hoops (hit a couple of game-winners today), and trying to eat better.

I think you and I would look pretty good naked together .
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09-08-2014, 07:06 PM
(09-08-2014, 07:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think you and I would look pretty good naked together .


Premature ejaculation.
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09-08-2014, 07:10 PM
(09-08-2014, 07:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-08-2014, 07:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think you and I would look pretty good naked together .


Premature ejaculation.

Sal has said she doesn't really enjoy sex so maybe her lack of intensity would add a minute or two for me, thus ensuring her climax?








Bwahahahaha!

Who am I kidding?
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09-08-2014, 07:12 PM


She has world class boobs. She posted them one night while drunk (years ago).
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09-08-2014, 07:21 PM
(09-08-2014, 07:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She has world class boobs. She posted them one night while drunk (years ago).

While I appreciate your input, I feel very qualified to assign "world-class" status.

What I'm saying is, I'd have to see/feel them myself.
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#28
09-08-2014, 07:59 PM
So are you going to let this fucker all the way in?
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09-08-2014, 08:05 PM
Noob access only.
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09-08-2014, 08:47 PM
I sent this idiot a PM and all I got was this T-shirt. And it was decorated with a sharpie.
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#31
09-08-2014, 09:01 PM
(09-08-2014, 05:45 PM)sally Wrote: You've never even had sex you fat fuck. I hope that crab picture creeps into your mind every time you jerk off.


you creep into my mind everytime I jerk off, bitch fuck.
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09-08-2014, 10:07 PM
Oh no you did not just call me a bitch fuck. You are going to hell, my friend.
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09-08-2014, 10:17 PM
(09-08-2014, 10:07 PM)sally Wrote: Oh no you did not just call me a bitch fuck. You are going to hell, my friend.
oh sorry for the typo. I meant you are a bich fuck. Or so I've heard.Smiley_emoticons_winkSmiley_emoticons_biggrin
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09-09-2014, 12:06 PM
Well..seems like all of my elders decided to keep the thread going. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Y'all give me the warm and fuzzies!! Let's all hug it out!!!
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09-09-2014, 05:07 PM
^ You're a huggy kinda broad.

Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?
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09-09-2014, 05:09 PM


I'm slightly disturbed that it's feeling the warm & fuzzies.

Sally, get in here and take care of that shit.
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09-09-2014, 05:37 PM
(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?


I'd advise against MS unless she likes to be sharted on. Did you forget about his IBS and flatulence problem?
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09-09-2014, 05:41 PM
(09-09-2014, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?


I'd advise against MS unless she likes to be sharted on. Did you forget about his IBS and flatulence problem?

Oh my...SHARTED ON?! Sounds like a nasty good time..
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09-09-2014, 05:43 PM
(09-09-2014, 05:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm slightly disturbed that it's feeling the warm & fuzzies.

Sally, get in here and take care of that shit.

Y u no like warm and fuzzies?
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09-09-2014, 05:43 PM


I think something was said about halitosis as well. *shudders*
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