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[IroningBroad]

Somehow this took a turn from Wild Mock Bushes/IroningB is a Man to MS is a perv and an asshole.

Super.

[IroningBroad]

Now wait just a darn minute..how do you know the ladies here at mock like sportin big bushes MS???

[Midwest Spy]

Now wait just a darn minute..how do you know the ladies here at mock like sportin big bushes MS???

They've all sexted me.

Unsolicited, of course.

[HairOfTheDog]

JsMom sent me a picture of hers, MS.

I texted it on to you, claiming it as my own. I shouldn't have done that. It was wrong.

I'm sorry, Js. I only sent it to MS (and the Beaver Hunt section of "Hustler" mag, with rams' face from that 1986 office dance party photo attached).

[IroningBroad]

Now wait just a darn minute..how do you know the ladies here at mock like sportin big bushes MS???

They've all sexted me.

Unsolicited, of course.

Mmmmkayy...they don't even sound like they really like you...

[IroningBroad]

JsMom sent me a picture of hers, MS.

I texted it on to you, claiming it as as my own. I shouldn't have done that. It was wrong.

I'm sorry, Js. I only sent it to MS (and the Beaver Hunt section of "Hustler" mag, with rams' face from that 1986 office dance party photo attached).

[FAHQTOO]

Now wait just a darn minute..how do you know the ladies here at mock like sportin big bushes MS???

http://mockforums.net/showthread.php?tid...light=bush

[FAHQTOO]

Somehow this took a turn from Wild Mock Bushes/IroningB is a Man to MS is a perv and an asshole.

Super.

You're welcome.

My job here is done...maybe.

[JsMom]

JsMom sent me a picture of hers, MS.

I texted it on to you, claiming it as my own. I shouldn't have done that. It was wrong.

I'm sorry, Js. I only sent it to MS (and the Beaver Hunt section of "Hustler" mag, with rams' face from that 1986 office dance party photo attached).

I will never forgive you, HotD. Never!

[Midwest Spy]

Now wait just a darn minute..how do you know the ladies here at mock like sportin big bushes MS???

They've all sexted me.

Unsolicited, of course.

Mmmmkayy...they don't even sound like they really like you...

IroningBroad, dig a little deeper.

I'm handsome, smart, articulate, look JUST LIKE George Clooney (so I'm told) am financially independent and DON'T live with my mom.

These gals are throwing their panties at me.

Don't you doubt it.

[IroningBroad]

Now wait just a darn minute..how do you know the ladies here at mock like sportin big bushes MS???

They've all sexted me.

Unsolicited, of course.

Mmmmkayy...they don't even sound like they really like you...

IroningBroad, dig a little deeper.

I'm handsome, smart, articulate, look JUST LIKE George Clooney (so I'm told) am financially independent and DON'T live with my mom.

These gals are throwing their panties at me.

Don't you doubt it.

It's ok..you wouldn't be the first person to live in their own little fantasy world...there there

[HairOfTheDog]

I will never forgive you, HotD. Never!

If some nice, responsible, fun-loving gentleman responds to the ad and ends up sweeping ramsey off her feet (based partly on your pelt pic), I hope you'll forgive me.

Sometimes the means justify the ends -- for the greater good -- it takes a village...

[Cutz]

Mmmmkayy...they don't even sound like they really like you...

It's ok, they don't like any men. Bunch of labia lickers in this forum.

[HairOfTheDog]

I like men a whole lot. Especially smart secure men who really like women in general.

Lesbians are welcome at Mock, but I don't believe we have any actively-posting feminine labia lickers at present -- except Cutz and MS.

They're both bi-sexual though, I think.

[IroningBroad]

I thought all men were labia lickers and lesbians were rug munchers...

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think all men are labia lickers -- just some of the best ones.

And, I know that not all men (or women) are feminine.

But, I'm not as interested in labias, bushes, rug munchers, and all that jazz as some others -- so I'll leave it to the aficionados.

[Duchess]

I don't think all men are labia lickers -- just some of the best ones.

Ooooo. Nice. I like to say, "eat me, I'm a cookie" OR "just push the crumbs out of the way". Good times.

[IroningBroad]

I don't think all men are labia lickers -- just some of the best ones.

Ooooo. Nice. I like to say, "eat me, I'm a cookie" OR "just push the crumbs out of the way". Good times.

[IroningBroad]

I don't think all men are labia lickers -- just some of the best ones.

Ooooo. Nice. I like to say, "eat me, I'm a cookie" OR "just push the crumbs out of the way". Good times.

Butt crumbs?

[Duchess]

Butt crumbs?

I prefer to call them berries. Butt berries.