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G'DAY YA FAT FUCK
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09-10-2014, 05:42 AM


Ever since I saw Sally call someone that I cannot get that expression out of my head. Mentally I've called at least a dozen people that since then and now all of you.

Just to be clear, you don't have to be fat for me to call you a fat fuck.

Happy humping. Blowing-kisses
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09-10-2014, 05:47 AM
G'day is aussie slang you skinny bitch
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09-10-2014, 05:56 AM


I have too much junk in my trunk to be called skinny :(
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09-10-2014, 05:57 AM


...bitch is fine though.
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09-10-2014, 06:05 AM
(09-10-2014, 05:47 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: G'day is aussie slang you skinny bitch
Don't take the piss, mate

You'll be knackered before bloomin breakfast.
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09-10-2014, 07:55 AM
'Sup
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09-10-2014, 09:05 AM
(09-10-2014, 06:05 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(09-10-2014, 05:47 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: G'day is aussie slang you skinny bitch
Don't take the piss, mate

You'll be knackered before bloomin breakfast.


Congratulations, you sound like a CN clone.
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09-10-2014, 09:53 AM
Is he from Cairns too? I'm totally australian.

Crikey.
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09-10-2014, 10:15 AM
(09-10-2014, 09:53 AM)Cutz Wrote: Is he from Cairns too? I'm totally australian.

Crikey.

Crash is Tasmanian and strongly dislikes you New South Wales idiots.
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09-10-2014, 04:59 PM
Listening skills was never your strong point was it?
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09-10-2014, 05:01 PM
(09-10-2014, 09:53 AM)Cutz Wrote: Is he from Cairns too? I'm totally australian.

Crikey.

No, he's a cranky little British moron from somewhere around Newcastle upon Tyne.
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09-10-2014, 05:50 PM
(09-10-2014, 04:59 PM)crash Wrote: Listening skills was never your strong point was it?

Crash , you know that I know that you know my geography (and more importantly my listening) skills are top-notch.

You're obviously from Brisbane.
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09-10-2014, 05:53 PM
What was that theory about a monkey at keyboard randomly bashing keys will eventually make a correct sentence?
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09-10-2014, 07:02 PM
(09-10-2014, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You're obviously from Brisbane.

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09-11-2014, 10:23 AM
I have a secret to tell you guys.


I'm not Australian.
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09-11-2014, 10:32 AM
(09-11-2014, 10:23 AM)Cutz Wrote: I have a secret to tell you guys.


I'm not Australian.

What if the Beatles had used those two lines?

Do you want to know a secret?

Do-da-do

I'm not an Aussie prick...

Do-da-do
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