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There's nothing worthwhile on television. Reality tv sucks ass. I haven't seen a wonderful comedy in years! I loved MASH, those people knew how to mock like nobodies business. There are no good interview shows, that old fart Larry King knew how to conduct an interview, he shut the hell up and let the guest speak. HGTV is okay sometimes. Game of Thrones gets 5 stars, so does football.
Cars are made from plastic and I could probably carry a bumper myself.
Our food is full of crap, sometimes old food doesn't even mold or shrivel, it's plastic too.
There's a pill for almost everything, even to get boners, imagine that.
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^ That's all true. I liked MASH (and Barney Miller and All In the Family too).
But, some things are better today.
-We can pop in and out of a forum for entertainment in between tasks and calls; no rewind or pause required.
-Porn is better than it used to be.
-Microwave popcorn is better than shaking and burning the Jiffy Pop on the stove-top -- and even the low-cal butter version is pretty good.
-The boner pills are probably a really cool thing for guys with the dreaded ED (and, in some cases, their wives).
-Wireless is way better than wired.
-Information on just about any topic is just a click away (though I kinda miss all the time at the library).
One thing that will never change -- there will always be some annoying bitch trying to throw a wrench into a perfectly valid vent session!
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I agree with all of the above. I would like to have my cake & eat it too. Please & thank you.
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Most tv does suck, I look forward to Walking Dead though, and MASH was cool.
Porn IS better AND easier to come by
Wireless is Way better than wired, And theres interesting shit to be not wired to.
Libraries rarely had the stuff I was looking for.
Heavy Metal made great cars, although I do like my vette.
You have to work at it and spend more for food with less shit in it, how the fuck does that work?
I have never seen a twinkie mold
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Don't go near Porn any of you. Stay away from it, it's bad, it's wrong. You will push love away from you if you consume that stuff. Don't take my word for it, if you consume it, stop, and get in touch with your spirit and you will feel it's not right. That person is somebody's child that has taken a wrong turn in life. I am not being a prude, I have no problem with sexuality - at all. The whole thing is degrading, evil and worst of all sad.