ANAL SEX 101

[Duchess]

One of the most prestigious universities in the country, Harvard, is offering a seminar in anal sex titled "What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101".

The college I attended offered nothing like this.

[ramseycat]

Mine either. And I'm thankful for that.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Ya got to go to college for that?

[Duchess]

Well, sorta kinda but not exactly. It's a workshop that's offered as part of sex week at Harvard. Harvard, Jesus.

[ramseycat]

This world is going to hell in a hand basket.

[cannongal]

Well, sorta kinda but not exactly. It's a workshop that's offered as part of sex week at Harvard. Harvard, Jesus.

I hope they're giving out brand name condoms, those generic ones break to easily.

[username]

One of the most prestigious universities in the country, Harvard, is offering a seminar in anal sex titled "What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101".

What What in the Butt...? I hope they address the dangers of anything with teeth in the butt. Super Glue would probably be a mistake too. Knives, the penis of someone who just died from Ebola... I've never really thought about what what in the butt butt; somebody could get hurt. I hope they've really considered their list and conduct a thorough Final Exam on the participants.

[Carsman]

One of the most prestigious universities in the country, Harvard, is offering a seminar in anal sex titled "What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101".

The college I attended offered nothing like this.

Apparently you didn't go to a good enough college.

[Duchess]

Apparently you didn't go to a good enough college.

Apparently not! I went to St. Lawrence University, I was more interested in the fact they let me bring my horse than being educated in the fine art of butt boinking.

[Carsman]

Apparently you didn't go to a good enough college.

Apparently not! I went to St. Lawrence University, I was more interested in the fact they let me bring my horse than being educated in the fine art of butt boinking.

[Midwest Spy]

Hopefully those students who have mastered the initial phase of the course will be able to move on to an even more integral part of anal sex:

The Art of the Reacharound

[sally]

I think anal sex is pretty self explanatory.

[Cutz]

Day 1 of class : Lube.
Day 2 of class : You can never use too much lube.
Day 3 of class : Insertion.
Day 4 of class : If you didn't use enough lube, how to deal with screaming, crying, and driving to the hospital.
Day 5 of class : Lube refresher.
Day 6 of class : Toys and positions.

[HairOfTheDog]

College kids sign up for the interactive class thinking it's gonna be an easy A.

But, I heard the teacher is a masochistic prick when he's doing live demos.

Anytime the little assholes give him a bit of shit, he makes them all stick a cork in it.

[Maggot]

A pre proctology course, refined in preparation for the major medical degree or spelunking.
A required course in the fine art of rectal insertion for a corporate litigation lawyers pen.

or.....last but not least.....

A new recruitment idea from the Catholic Bishops and Priests association in response for the much needed new assignments to the Ebola stricken regions of Africa.