MOCK GARAGE SALE

[Duchess]

I'm not a cackling hen, you fucker.

...but a Mock garage sale is a fine idea.

I have two old Beemers I'm willing to get rid of and a broken bench.

[ramseycat]

Why do you have the old beamers?

[Duchess]

The former Mrs. left them and I don't want to drive them. The gray one is the oldest one and needs work, the red one is a speeding ticket waiting to happen. I don't care that they are here, I throw my outdoor cushions on them in the Fall.

[ramseycat]

The Former Mrs should get her shit outta your garage.

[Duchess]

It doesn't bother me, I've never been that type of female. Even after all this time I still get mistaken for her, I no longer correct people and in a couple of instances I've actually encouraged that thought.

[ramseycat]

Are you and Cowboy married or just living in sin?

[username]

I posted this a couple of weeks ago. It's Friday so I imagine my son will have 8 or more of his best buddies over again today. These two can go.





There's 2-3 golf bags out there, I think he ought to be able to live with one. The pink Specialized bike...bah, bye. I'm not riding no pink bike for crying out loud. Somewhere on the right is the $2,000 bike my husband bought when he was taking up the sport that he never took up...it can go. The big, black down jacket that looks like a tent can go (free). I ought to find a homeless person to hand that over to. The coffee pot on the work bench stays; gotta have back up in case the one inside breaks down. I'm pretty sure the fan is broken. Will test today.

Actually, I've cleaned the garage a bit since that picture was taken but all that crap is still there. Plus a new "hot" bike. Some of my son's friends decided to bring over a bike they'd "found". Fuckers...like I want to be arrested for possession of stolen property. I called the cops. The cops said it was more likely to get returned to the owners if we tried to find them instead of handing it over to the police to warehouse. I've put up a few signs. Nobody's claimed the stupid thing yet. There's only 4 of us but there are around 6 or 7 bikes out there and only one or two get used.

[sally]

I pretty much use everything in my house except that fish I keep behind the TV. My husband has a warehouse, however, that looks like Fred and Lamont live there. Whenever I want to get rid of something at the house we put it in the back of his truck and take it to the shop. There is shit stacked to the ceiling in there.

[Duchess]

I saw his desk space so I can imagine that.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I'll throw in 2 boxes of belt feed nails, a 350 chevy long block I built for my boat and never installed, an extra engine stand, a lamp, several boxes of dishes and many boxes of books.