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Got this one from a magazine, if you could have anyone around your table, real or fiction, past or present, who would it be.
Knowing this is Mock, I will give you what was my REAL answer to that one.
I'd have the Obama's, Stephen King, and all the good guy characters from his novel The Stand. My parents too, of course. And LC.
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LeSean McCoy, Jordan Matthews, Evan Mathis, Connor Barwin, Ender Wiggin, The Joker, my actual family, Wedge Antilles, Professor X (to keep the Joker in check), Isaac Newton, Joss Whedon, and Jesus.
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I want the Animaniacs at my table-They'd make it interesting 
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Jason Kelce, Evan Mathis, Darren Sproles & wife and Coach Kelly, my parents & grandparents, Bill Clinton, a few Mockers and a couple others from cyberspace. My Mom & Gramma will cook while I'm outside playing football!
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I know who wouldn't be around my Thanksgiving table, fart ass Duchess and MS.
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(11-12-2014, 05:44 PM)sally Wrote: I know who wouldn't be around my Thanksgiving table, fart ass Duchess and MS.
I don't fart. ![[Image: slap.gif]](http://www.talkdelaware.com/images/smilies/slap.gif)
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(11-12-2014, 06:06 PM)Duchess Wrote: I don't fart. [/i][/size]
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Unfortunately Duchess is banned from the dinner table. Her food will be served on a TV tray in the living room so mine and Bill Clinton's nose hairs don't burn out.
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(11-12-2014, 08:03 PM)sally Wrote: so mine and Bill Clinton's nose hairs don't burn out.
...oh no you dinnit.
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Wolfgang Puck and Martha Stewart to cook and make it festive. Toss in Sofia Vergara to do the dishes and any ole Oriental chick to massage my feet. Isaac the bartender from The Love boat and Muhammad Ali to slug everytime my football team fucks up.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Obviously I'm not Maggot but I'm going to answer this - he's a Pats fan.
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Oh my Brolaw is a pats fan.
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(11-13-2014, 09:10 AM)Cutz Wrote: who's your team maggot?
I like San Diego, Minnesota and New England. I don't like Dallas, Miami or Denver.
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Dallas sucks. Not as bad as New York but not far behind either.
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far worse than NY... but before this becomes a second NFL thread, I'd let Tom Brady eat Thanksgiving dinner with me.
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(11-13-2014, 01:24 PM)Cutz Wrote: far worse than NY... but before this becomes a second NFL thread, I'd let Tom Brady eat Thanksgiving dinner with me.
I would drop things on the floor and ask his wife to pick them up. Probably only once or twice though.
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Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt III, 2 members of FDNY who courageously entered the Twin Towers on 9/11, Jesus of Nazareth, And two movie characters: Judah Ben-Hur and Maximus Decimus Meridius.
They'd join me and my immediate family.
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The cast of Monty python, Marty Feldman, and Sofia Vergara again she was so much fun.
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