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Franks and beans
thekid65 Offline
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#1
11-16-2014, 08:33 AM
Yup, it happens....

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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11-16-2014, 11:08 AM
Smiley_emoticons_smile

Poor guy.

His friend is a cheeky insensitive bastard.

But, yeah, I'd be laughing my ass off it happened to one of my friends too (after I ascertained it wasn't just a ploy to get me to fondle his frank and beans).
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11-16-2014, 11:55 AM
(11-16-2014, 11:08 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_smile



His friend is a cheeky insensitive bastard.

That's what makes this great...plus the accents. Dunno why, but I've always thought the Irish accent is the coolest around.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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12-10-2017, 07:58 PM
I don't find this one bit funny! Furious
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12-10-2017, 08:38 PM
(12-10-2017, 07:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't find this one bit funny! Furious

I find it even funnier than the movie version.hah

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12-10-2017, 09:27 PM
Almost same exact thing up at Mata Lake when a big Treble hook went completely through my buddies finger, the whole cabin was drunk but we got it out. Lots of yelling, swearing and hilarity!
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