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THIS HUMP'S FOR YOU
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11-19-2014, 07:28 AM
I don't think we have any flabby asses in here but if we did I'd channel MF and have something to say about it. I have to pick up turkeys today and I'm not going to the Amish farm where they are killing them, I can't handle it. Frozen birds, here I come. I might be depraved in a minor way, I associate hump day with sex. Do you have sex on hump day? ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
11-19-2014, 08:21 AM
At my age I have sex every time I even remotely get the chance, cause, ya just never know
11-19-2014, 10:06 AM
I have classes on Wednesday and the girl is asleep by the time I get home. So generally... no.
Currently I'm watching the least funny comedian I've ever seen. And she has a special on netflix... makes no sense. I'm doubly offended that she's an unfunny female comedian. I usually like female comedians. They normally have to be funny to break through that barrier.  
11-19-2014, 11:29 AM
I've been thinking about going shopping on Thanksgiving. How ever, I promise not to burn my house down, get arrested, end up ER-Cause I'd like to give Firefighters, police, and ER staff a chance to spend the holiday with their families instead of Walmart workers.
Fuck Walmart. 
11-19-2014, 11:31 AM
You're no fun Cannon.
Can someone tell me what sex is? I vaguely remember hearing about it.... I had a phone interview with Liberty Mutual this morning. It went really well. I have a FTF interview on 12/4. It's 49 mins from home. Ugh. Not looking forward to that.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
11-19-2014, 11:41 AM
(11-19-2014, 11:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You're no fun Cannon. Well, if your car breaks doing and you need to get it fixed you go there get it fixed and when you get the bill........THATS called a good fucking.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
11-19-2014, 11:43 AM
11-19-2014, 11:46 AM
(11-19-2014, 11:43 AM)cannongal Wrote:(11-19-2014, 11:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You're no fun Cannon. You're no fun because you're not going to wreak gavok and get arrested. Or set fire to something. Or junk punch someone on Wallys.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
11-19-2014, 11:58 AM
(11-19-2014, 10:06 AM)Cutz Wrote: Currently I'm watching the least funny comedian I've ever seen. And she has a special on netflix... makes no sense. Funny that you bring this up. Neither my wife nor I are into stand up comedy. However, on our trip to LA last month our friends had an evening scheduled for Sunset Blvd and a visit to the Comedy Store. Many comedians with their pictures on the wall that have performed there. Anyway, we get sat front and center, 2nd row from the stage. We're maybe 5 feet from the comedians. We're both thinking, "great, we're gonna get skewered all night long." So, they run a comic out there for an approximate 10 minute set, and they hand the microphone off to the next one and so on and so on. It ended up (in our opinion) that the funniest of the bunch that night was the first performer, a Jewish gal from NY. Big into homo jokes. Telling many of the men in the audience they were a 'bottom' or a 'top'. Telling one guy 'the dick just fell out of your mouth.' Anyway, I don't ever need to go back and do that. A little humor here and there, but a lot of uncomfortable moments as well watching people bomb on stage. Our trip to Malibu Wines was much better. 
11-19-2014, 03:59 PM
Commando Cunt Queen
11-19-2014, 04:13 PM
Heh Heh. The camel cow kicked him. I've seen horses do that as well AFTER telling people not to stand there. People are always more concerned with being bitten. 
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