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#21
12-19-2014, 04:46 PM
Santa might be bringing me a pistol.
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12-19-2014, 05:42 PM
Were all the blunderbusses sold out? Muskets too expensive?
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12-19-2014, 05:49 PM
(12-19-2014, 04:46 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Santa might be bringing me a pistol.


That makes me feel a little anxious.
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12-20-2014, 01:11 AM
(12-19-2014, 12:24 PM)sally Wrote: I was telling the truth, you sarcastic little bastard. I went to the doctor because I was having a weird sensation in my head when I take a deep breath in and when I lay down. I told him it gets worse at night ...

It's called an orgasm.

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12-20-2014, 10:47 AM
(12-19-2014, 05:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-19-2014, 04:46 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Santa might be bringing me a pistol.


That makes me feel a little anxious.

I will be taking the appropriate training.
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12-20-2014, 11:06 AM
(12-20-2014, 10:47 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I will be taking the appropriate training.


I know that you will, I don't question that at all.
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12-20-2014, 11:12 AM
Are you afraid I'm going to find the drug dealer and shoot him?
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12-20-2014, 11:39 AM


Nah, you're way more level headed than that. I still think that in spite of you getting in his face.

I'm not exactly comfortable with guns even though I know how to handle them properly. There really isn't any margin for error. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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12-20-2014, 11:53 AM
I would LIKE to shoot him. But I won't.
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