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(09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (09-01-2015, 04:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I missed the last step on the stairs this morning and fell. My left ankle and foot are swollen and hurt like a bitch. I've been icing it and wrapped it. Trying to stay off it. I don't want to go to the doctor!!! I hate doctors.
My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
I'll trade you places. You go to work for me 10-12 hrs a day and I'll sit home for 6 weeks.
2 words....NETFLIX Marathons!!
I'll be comfortably numb and you'll be busy and dead fucking tired every night...and cranky too.
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(09-02-2015, 12:54 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: (09-02-2015, 10:56 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hey, girl!
Nice to know you're hanging in and brought your brother into the fold of civility and compassion.
My guess: CN's wife left him for an Islamic Black and he his now left with a daughter who is two inches taller than him.
And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
As said by many . . . you've been missed, Zero.
Thanks Tiki. I love to read your posts.
I wonder what ever became of Cracker? I kinda got the feeling losing Lady Cop broke her will to play message board bitch.
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(09-02-2015, 07:02 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (09-01-2015, 04:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I missed the last step on the stairs this morning and fell. My left ankle and foot are swollen and hurt like a bitch. I've been icing it and wrapped it. Trying to stay off it. I don't want to go to the doctor!!! I hate doctors.
My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
I'll trade you places. You go to work for me 10-12 hrs a day and I'll sit home for 6 weeks.
2 words....NETFLIX Marathons!!
I'll be comfortably numb and you'll be busy and dead fucking tired every night...and cranky too. NARCOS was pretty good if you haven't seen it yet.
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Maggot, are you familiar with a fish called a bullhead?
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(09-03-2015, 05:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Maggot, are you familiar with a fish called a bullhead? It's a catfish.
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Duchess . . . are you familiar with a fishing method called noodling?
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Surgery done. 2 screws in my foot. I had no anesthesia but a local in my foot and two Valium. Now 4-6 weeks in a cast. Woofuckinghoo.
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(09-04-2015, 12:54 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Surgery done. 2 screws in my foot. I had no anesthesia but a local in my foot and two Valium. Now 4-6 weeks in a cast. Woofuckinghoo.
Hi ramseycat, Get well soon, no dancing
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Feel better ramsey. Hope your ass doesn't get too big.
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Now you can really have a reason to use the go cart in Wal-Mart.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I guess I can't whip and nae nae for awhile. My foot is killing me. I might have to pop another hydro. And my as is not going to get fat! I still have the thigh master from 30 years ago. I can do that and arm weights. I told Zack I'm going to use the scooter at Walmart. He said he's not going then. I said come on! I'll give you a ride. And I'll even leave my beer at home and take the rollers out of my hair.
Seriously, this sucks. I hate being laid up. I depending on other people to do things for me.
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(09-04-2015, 04:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I depending on other people to do things for me. close the circle at the foot of the master, Let Master Clang be your guide, before he completes his ascension to the plane of adulthood.
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(09-04-2015, 04:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I guess I can't whip and nae nae for awhile. My foot is killing me. I might have to pop another hydro. And my as is not going to get fat! I still have the thigh master from 30 years ago. I can do that and arm weights. I told Zack I'm going to use the scooter at Walmart. He said he's not going then. I said come on! I'll give you a ride. And I'll even leave my beer at home and take the rollers out of my hair.
Seriously, this sucks. I hate being laid up. I depending on other people to do things for me.
Sorry to hear of your misfortune rams, no pedicures for you for a while. Rest, don't over do it, and hope you have a speedy recovery!
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Oh I'll still get pedicures. I'm not dead! The nail lady will just have to get creative.
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(09-04-2015, 04:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I guess I can't whip and nae nae for awhile.
What the hell does that mean? Is that one of your typos or is it an expression I've never heard before?
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(09-05-2015, 10:17 AM)sally Wrote: (09-04-2015, 04:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I guess I can't whip and nae nae for awhile.
What the hell does that mean? Is that one of your typos or is it an expression I've never heard before?
It's a current song and a dance. YouTube it. It's everywhere.
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Jesus Christ. I'm glad you can't do it anymore. I imagine you can probably still do the stanky leg though.
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