The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

"You said you were circumcised! It looks like a mole!"

[Blindgreed1]

"You said you were circumcised! It looks like a mole!"

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!

[Maggot]

Most adults can tie their own shoes!

[Duchess]

The police will not only shoot people they don't know how to handle they will shoot a cow who escaped from the fair. Fuckers. Get a clue.

[sally]

Unless you're a freakin cow or other animal species, the only thing you can do when you have a run in with a cop is not move and hope for the best. The cow probably even did that and still got shot.

[aussiefriend]

There are jokes there, but it's really not funny because the cow actually died, for nothing. Horrible.

[sally]

It happens here all the time now. For some reason cops all of the sudden don't know how to control their trigger finger. If a damn squirrel runs towards them they'll shoot first and ask questions later.

[aussiefriend]

The police over here are very good to animals, and we value our wildlife. Those people who kill kangaroos who go shooting them are seen as vulgar rednecks (yobbos, bogans).

[Duchess]

In a sane world many of them wouldn't be allowed to have a weapon in their possession.

[Maggot]

I smell a BBQ.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I don't know where my love of facial hair comes from, it just is.

Kinda like how some guys are boob men and others ass men. Have you ever seen a woman with an unattractive ass who flaunts it in short shorts and think to yourself "did she even look in the mirror before she left the house?"

All the time, one of the many reasons I avoid Walmart

[Duchess]

Now a cop has killed a non-aggressive family dog. The dog wasn't barking or acting in an intimidating manner and the fucker shot it three times in the head and killed it. I just saw a picture of the owner laying over it on the ground and sobbing. I am so sick of reading about cops shooting first and asking questions later and I'm even more sick of reading them say they have a split second to make a decision. Fucking hell.

[sally]

The dogs name was Duchess and the cop knocked on the door to tell them that they left their car door open. When the lady opened the door the dog ran out towards the cop and he shot her three times in the head. I mentioned in another thread that nothing good ever comes from a cop coming to your house. You could call them to report a burglary and they'd end up arresting you with a pot charge and shooting your dog.

http://www.local10.com/news/dog-shot-by-...r/35943316

[ramseycat]

MJ loves everybody. Anyone that comes to the door, she greets with kisses and her tail wagging. Now Jethro will bite and ask questions later. So I always put him in the basement before I answer the door. I would be inconsolable if someone killed MJ.

[Duchess]

I swear I hear a marching band. What in the name of God is going on.

[Maggot]

Check your hair for woodpeckers.

[Duchess]

So...a man was snorkeling where there are alligators, the alligator ate him and then people killed the alligator. I hate that the alligator had to pay for that man's stupidity. Stop making the animals pay for the stupid decisions that people make. The people are too stupid to live!

[SIXFOOTERsez]

This happened Monday up North of here. I read about it then. The article was pretty vague, they gave no indications that the man had been injured, only that he was found face down in the water after being missing for a period of time. The park folks tracked down the 12 foot gater that had been spotted twice the day before and killed it. Apparently the guy and his party did not know about a 12 gater being spotted, or the closing of the swimming area the day before. A 12 foot gater is Huge and definitely a menace to people in the water so he had to go. There will probably be some law suits over this one

[ramseycat]

I swear I hear a marching band. What in the name of God is going on.

You're not supposed to drink the bong water.

[Duchess]

Hahaha!

Years ago I spilled the bong on me. The smell was revolting.