The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[username]

I predict problems for you up until you are interned in the psychiatric ward.

That sounds slightly appealing at this point. As long as I get my own, sound proof padded room. Hmmm.

[ramseycat]

Thing 1 passed his road test today. He's 18 and fully licensed. Time for him to move out.

[Duchess]

Old enough to give his life for his country but not old enough to buy a beer. Ain't that rich.

[sally]

I saw my bladder on camera this morning, it's a good looking one if I do say so myself.

Don't go to the doctor for a check up if you're near your period. Just because I had traces of microscopic blood in my urine I've been checked and poked from head to toe and I'm 700 dollars poorer to find out nothing is wrong with me. Not that I wanted there to be.

[Cutz]

nothing is wrong with me.

I want a second opinion.

[sally]

I'm the most mentally stable person here if that's what you mean. Not that that's saying a whole lot.

[Cutz]

I'm not saying you have the common mental health issues.
You're what doctors would call, "Absolutely bonkers."

And that's the technical term.

[username]

I saw my bladder on camera this morning, it's a good looking one if I do say so myself.

.....I've been checked and poked from head to toe and I'm 700 dollars poorer to find out nothing is wrong with me. Not that I wanted there to be.

Nice! I think it's worth the $700. You'll get about 6 months worth of peace from that until something else comes up that makes you think you probably have some horrible disease again. At least that's how it's worked for me lately.

[Maggot]

I'm happy that I have induced thoughts of having peoples bodies explored.

[HairOfTheDog]

My body is getting explored this coming weekend.

But, you didn't have anything to do with it, Mags.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

[sally]

You'll get about 6 months worth of peace from that until something else comes up that makes you think you probably have some horrible disease again. At least that's how it's worked for me lately.

He did say that he noticed a small cyst on my ovary when they did the CT scan for my kidneys. He doesn't think it's a big deal but I should just mention it to my GYN the next time I go. So that's probably going to be the next thing. They can just remove the motherfuckers, I don't care. The less stuff I have for cancer to invade the better.

[crash]

My body is getting explored this coming weekend.

But, you didn't have anything to do with it, Mags.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Mock seems to have a case of raging hormones this week. Everybody is talking about getting it on with someone, with themselves, virtually..

Must be the phase of the moon..

[Duchess]

I saw some very poor people today and I can't stop thinking about them.

[aussiefriend]

I saw some very poor people today and I can't stop thinking about them.

That's God speaking to your spirit. Never ever say no to an opportunity to give or help in whatever capacity you can. Even if it is a $10 bill. Just give it to them, you have done the right thing and what they do with it is not for you to deal with. Always tip too, of course if it is exceptionally bad then that is your call. Always give generously, it will never hurt you.

Even if I see someone collecting money for the disabled or door knocking for the Red Cross, we give, not everyone is kind to these people, you be the exception.

I know people who are very materialistic and love love love money, yet it falls through their hands like sand.

[ramseycat]

I saw some very poor people today and I can't stop thinking about them.

Why are they affecting you so much? Is there any way you can help them?

[aussiefriend]

Yes Rams there is, she is not Helen Keller she can get about independently.

[ramseycat]

STFU Aussie

[crash]

[sally]

I'm not saying you have the common mental health issues.
You're what doctors would call, "Absolutely bonkers."

And that's the technical term.

I'm interested to know what makes you think I'm a nutfuck.

Do I really come across as a crazy bitch? I always kind of prided myself as being a strong minded person.

[sally]

I know there is a fine line when I'm fucking around and being serious, but maybe I'm naive in thinking everyone can tell. Or maybe I am really fucked out of my mind.