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(01-22-2015, 06:38 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: (01-20-2015, 04:47 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (01-20-2015, 03:18 PM)sally Wrote: Aussie is silly, I like that about her.
Just an observation:
I don't think Aussie handles herself well with men face to face.
Her interactions with men here in the forum lead me to that conclusion.
I picture her at a bar, after a couple of Pinot Grigio's, and asking the first decent looking guy that comes along, "wanna have a go?"
No that there's anything wrong with that, Aussie.
Edit: let me break it down a little more. Usually when Aussie disagrees with a man here, it's because he's an idiot, or more likely, he hates women. So, for Aussie, I think men are, generally speaking, just cock to fill her pussy.
wrong wrong wrong wrong. I believe in the love connection and keeping yourself pure to draw it to you. There is even somone currently that I think is interested, but my life is so happy and fulfilled I think it would be very difficult ofr a man to schmooze.I have a new name for you Mr. Inappropriate.
You better take it while you can get it, crazy lady. You ain't no spring chicken...more like an autumn turkey. Have you looked at your neck in the mirror lately?
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No, but I'm going to now. 
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(01-22-2015, 05:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
No, but I'm going to now.
I went and looked at my own after I wrote that. The neck is still okay...other areas, not so much.
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(01-22-2015, 04:47 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Shut the fuck up Aussie you Bogan pig.
I know you love me, and I love you back I love you back.
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(01-22-2015, 05:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You better take it while you can get it, crazy lady. You ain't no spring chicken...more like an autumn turkey. Have you looked at your neck in the mirror lately?
Honey, I am beating them off with a stick!
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(01-22-2015, 06:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: (01-22-2015, 05:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You better take it while you can get it, crazy lady. You ain't no spring chicken...more like an autumn turkey. Have you looked at your neck in the mirror lately?
Honey, I am beating them off with a stick!
Why don't you try your hand? It might be more comfortable for both of you.
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Look maybe that's your weapon of choice, but I have class.
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Beating 'em off with a stick. I'm still laughing because I picture it like this --->  . Hahaha!
It's been a long week.
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(01-22-2015, 06:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Beating 'em off with a stick. I'm still laughing because I picture it like this ---> . Hahaha!
It's been a long week.
I pictured it like that too but I couldn't pass on the corny joke. It comes from my young 20s personality.
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It was a great joke. I laughed heartily.
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yeh it's kind of like "hey buddy, put the mouse back in the house".
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Three pet ferrets chewed off a newborn's face while she was strapped in her carseat. Her parents were upstairs and the baby was alone. These people have four other kids they can't properly care for because they are challenged.
I don't like the government in our business and I surely don't like dictatorship but this is fuckin' ridiculous. If you can't take care of yourself, don't reproduce. What is so difficult to understand about that? Take away their right to breed for godssake. Fix them like you would a dog.
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WTH? If they already don't have custody of the 3, why would they have responsibility for a baby for chrissake? They probably couldn't pass a driver's license test and yet they can breed indiscriminately. Go figure.
My BIL was admitted to the hospital this morning. He wasn't feeling well over the weekend; turns out he may have suffered a heart attack. I'm beginning to think if there is a God, he's totally out to fuck with me and mine right now. 
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(01-26-2015, 06:12 PM)username Wrote: WTH? If they already don't have custody of the 3, why would they have responsibility for a baby for chrissake? They probably couldn't pass a driver's license test and yet they can breed indiscriminately. Go figure.
Go figure is right. I heard an update this morning, the parents have been charged with endangering the welfare of their kid/s. It was also stated that the parents as well as their FIVE kids are all developmentally challenged. I don't know what the answer is to this kind of thing given we live in a free country but allowing them to continue to reproduce is not a good thing.
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Cracker used to give me links to the most wonderful documentaries. I don't recall watching one since then unless "A Football Life" counts.
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(01-29-2015, 04:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Cracker used to give me links to the most wonderful documentaries. I don't recall watching one since then unless "A Football Life" counts.
What sort of documentaries?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(02-04-2015, 08:12 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: What sort of documentaries?
Animals & nature, biographies, things of that nature. One that she suggested was, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. I thought it was a joke at first, I couldn't believe people lived like that. I was completely enthralled with those hicks.
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(02-04-2015, 08:39 PM)Duchess Wrote: (02-04-2015, 08:12 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: What sort of documentaries?
Animals & nature, biographies, things of that nature. One that she suggested was, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. I thought it was a joke at first, I couldn't believe people lived like that. I was completely enthralled with those hicks.
This could keep you busy gor a while dear
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(02-06-2015, 01:47 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: This could keep you busy gor a while dear
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/
Thank you, ESAD! I know it would have been easy enough to find on my own but I never made the effort. I look forward to delving into it this weekend.
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