The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

I thought this picture was very funny when I first saw it and it's even funnier now that I know the reason behind it. She confessed to not being 100% sober. Hahaha! Go Justice Ginsburg! I'm charmed by her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she wasn't '100 percent sober' when she nodded off during President Barack Obama's State of the Union address last month.

The 81-year-old Supreme Court Justice blamed her colleague Anthony Kennedy for poorly timed catnap, telling attendees of a Smithsonian Associates event in Washington, D.C. that he brought a 'very fine California wine' to dinner that was too good not to indulge in.



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[sally]

My 3 year old walked into the bathroom balancing a golf ball on a spoon as I was peeing. Just when I stood up and flushed, the golf ball fell off the spoon, bounced off the tile and went right down the toilet. I tried to grab it (yes I stuck my hand in pee) but it was too late. Why? Why? Of all other places it could have bounced.

I just paid Roto Rooter $200 to take my other toilet apart and dig out a fucking tea cup.

[blueberryhill]

I thought this picture was very funny when I first saw it and it's even funnier now that I know the reason behind it. She confessed to not being 100% sober. Hahaha! Go Justice Ginsburg! I'm charmed by her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she wasn't '100 percent sober' when she nodded off during President Barack Obama's State of the Union address last month.

The 81-year-old Supreme Court Justice blamed her colleague Anthony Kennedy for poorly timed catnap, telling attendees of a Smithsonian Associates event in Washington, D.C. that he brought a 'very fine California wine' to dinner that was too good not to indulge in.



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Think this is hilarious! You usually see a bunch of old men nodding off in Congress.

[Maggot]

She was lucky!

[crash]

Wtf is with Joe Biden groping his paws all over the wife of the new Secretary of Defence? That dude is creeeeeeeepy..

[HairOfTheDog]

Wtf is with Joe Biden groping his paws all over the wife of the new Secretary of Defence? That dude is creeeeeeeepy..

I just saw those photos. He's a groper alright.





Wonder what sweet nothings he was whispering in her ear?

Poor lady, she probably wanted to knee him in the groin. Kinda hard to make the Vice President get the hell off of you without causing a scene when there are microphones and cameras all over the place.

[Duchess]

Oh Lord, it looks like he's smelling her hair. Joe. Joe. Dr. Biden is going to kick your ass.

He always puts his foot in it. Always.

[Duchess]

MS, today on Meet The Press Jeh Johnson, Secretary of Homeland Security, was talking about your state's large Somali population. As you may already know there has been a threat from al-Shabaab, a Somali militant group and he was urging all residents to be vigilant.

[Midwest Spy]

The Mall of America could be a target.

[Maggot]

Wtf is with Joe Biden groping his paws all over the wife of the new Secretary of Defence? That dude is creeeeeeeepy..

I think the reason nobody has tried to take out Barry is because Biden would take his place, and no matter how much I bitch Biden would be like Halloween all year long. That may be why he was picked.

[Donovan]

Pssssh, like anybody shops at malls any more anyway. They'd be better off targeting a Walmart, but nobody would notice destruction and gunfire in that joint, they'd just think it was Black Friday.

[Midwest Spy]

Training Day with Denzel just started.

Great movie.

If you've never seen it, watch it.

[sally]

I was just at an awesome mall in Tampa, we sat at an English pub there while my son went shopping for his birthday. If we had a mall like that here I'd be hanging out there every weekend. It made my local mall look even more depressing than it already was.

I hope they burn that sorry mother fucker down. While no one is in it of course.

[ramseycat]

You want to fuck with my kid asshole? I'll fuck you up. Fucker was arrested with 28 grams. Mandatory 25 years in prison.

Cherokee sheriff’s Lt. Jay Baker said agents from the Cherokee Multi-Agency Narcotics Squad obtained information that Joseph Dejesus Centeno, 23, “was a major source of heroin distribution in south Cherokee County.”
On Thursday, agents tracked Centeno to Atlanta and back to Cherokee County, where he stopped at a Taco Bell on Ga. 92, apparently waiting to meet someone.

“Agents moved in and arrested Centeno, who was armed with two handguns,” Baker said. “Agents located both heroin and cocaine on Centeno.”
Baker said Centeno was charged with possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, trafficking heroin and possession of a firearm during certain crimes.
“The heroin was weighed at the scene and was more than three times the weight required for a trafficking charge,” Baker said.

[Duchess]

Oh Ramsey. Please consider taking steps to protect yourself. Chances are that guy is the little fish and someone is going to be very pissed. Don't ever forget that when you need a cop they are minutes away when seconds count.

[ramseycat]

He had no idea I turned him in. My house has an alarm. I'm not concerned. I wonder if he will roll on his supplier to get a better deal.

[Duchess]

He had no idea I turned him in.

Good to read!

He's young and I don't care how tuff he thinks he is, he is probably scared out of his mind, facing a number of years behind bars has that effect on people. I don't know if that would be enough to get him to snitch, you know how those crazy fucks out in Ohio are.

[ramseycat]

The little punk is smiling in his mug shot. I hope he gets his ass beat in jail!!

[Eat Shit And Die]

I hope they burn that sorry mother fucker down. While no one is in it of course.

Where's the fun in that? Porky.

[Duchess]

I was just at an awesome mall in Tampa

That made me recall the mall I went in there. At the time it was the first 2 story (or more) mall I had ever been in. That was a long time ago. I haven't been inside a mall in years at this point.