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The 2015 trivial drivel thread
I just went totally Helter Skelter on a Dr. via email.

The "nice paragraph" started like this...fucker said I "missed" a December payment although I paid for January. Who the fuck DOESN'T apply a payment to the last payment due? And THEN he said maybe I "skipped" December and paid January because I was somehow distracted by issues with my kids..

The beginning of my response...

That's honestly insulting. Please don't patronize me. I can/do take care of paying bills despite other issues in our lives and to imply that I might be overlooking a bill from you because I might somehow be mentally incapable of taking care of bills or "letting them fall through the cracks" because of other issues I have going on in my life really pisses me off.

That was me just getting started. It got worse from there when I pointed out the total SUCKINESS of his whole billing/accounting system and suggested he actually send me something called a STATEMENT instead of saying I somehow paid for January and not December.

Jesus.F'ing. Christ. Do NOT FUCK WITH ME right now!
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(03-03-2015, 02:02 AM)username Wrote: I just went totally Helter Skelter on a Dr. via email.

The "nice paragraph" started like this...fucker said I "missed" a December payment although I paid for January. Who the fuck DOESN'T apply a payment to the last payment due? And THEN he said maybe I "skipped" December and paid January because I was somehow distracted by issues with my kids..

The beginning of my response...

That's honestly insulting. Please don't patronize me. I can/do take care of paying bills despite other issues in our lives and to imply that I might be overlooking a bill from you because I might somehow be mentally incapable of taking care of bills or "letting them fall through the cracks" because of other issues I have going on in my life really pisses me off.

That was me just getting started. It got worse from there when I pointed out the total SUCKINESS of his whole billing/accounting system and suggested he actually send me something called a STATEMENT instead of saying I somehow paid for January and not December.

Jesus.F'ing. Christ. Do NOT FUCK WITH ME right now!

Chill the fuck out bitch!
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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That stupid Monkees song is on again!
"I thought love was only just for fairy tales..."
I lived with a floozy once and one night I fell asleep early. That bitch left the house and I woke up a bit later. It was snowing outside and I looked out on the porch and there were her little footy prints in the snow.
I followed them to another house way up the road and when I got to the sliding glass door, there she was dancing barefoot to that stupid song with a guy with red hair. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-03-2015, 02:54 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Chill the fuck out bitch!

Give me a Xanax, you selfish, greedy porker!!!



He wrote me back and apologized this morning. Damn straight!!!
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(03-03-2015, 10:28 AM)Maggot Wrote: That stupid Monkees song is on again!
"I thought love was only just for fairy tales..."
I lived with a floozy once and one night I fell asleep early. That bitch left the house and I woke up a bit later. It was snowing outside and I looked out on the porch and there were her little footy prints in the snow.
I followed them to another house way up the road and when I got to the sliding glass door, there she was dancing barefoot to that stupid song with a guy with red hair. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


How could she do you like that. You're adorkable. 99
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Crash, can you tell if this is chopped? I want it to be real. I think it's an incredible image.

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Yes its chopped, I just saw another version of it on Facebook yesterday
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No, in fact it's supposedly real
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I've been hoping it was a true image. I think it's amazing what the photographer has captured.
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Is that Paris Hilton on top of Donald trump?
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Well now, look at that. Still not sure I buy it though
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It was reported in a news story yesterday, not only was the picture real, the weasel, even though a baby, was trying to "eat" the wood pecker!
(Have not heard a follow up today, so. . )
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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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Someone took out 40 feet of fence line because they didn't have enough sense to stay off the roads. Weather alerts all morning long, DOT telling people to stay off the roads because it's treacherous and still people are flying down my road.
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The strong will survive, the weak will perish.
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There is nothing as funny as listening to the 2 dumbest people you know talk about String theory and use actual strings or elastics will work in a pinch type mentality. I wanted to klunk their heads together to snap them outta it.
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I can't believe I'm going to fucking Wisconsin tomorrow. I can't wait to see my daughter but brrrr. If the plane skids off the runway I'm going to be really pissed.

Unlikely. I'm bringing "warm" temps with me...it's supposed to get in the high 30's-40's while I'm there.
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(03-05-2015, 09:59 PM)username Wrote: I'm bringing "warm" temps with me...it's supposed to get in the high 30's-40's while I'm there.

Bring your shorts & flip flops User.

It's gonna feel like summer!
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(03-05-2015, 10:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-05-2015, 09:59 PM)username Wrote: I'm bringing "warm" temps with me...it's supposed to get in the high 30's-40's while I'm there.

Bring your shorts & flip flops User.

It's gonna feel like summer!

Yeah, if you're used to the damn Anarctic.
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(03-06-2015, 12:45 AM)username Wrote:
(03-05-2015, 10:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-05-2015, 09:59 PM)username Wrote: I'm bringing "warm" temps with me...it's supposed to get in the high 30's-40's while I'm there.

Bring your shorts & flip flops User.

It's gonna feel like summer!

Yeah, if you're used to the damn Anarctic.

"Watch as the natives emerge from their 4 months of hibernation..."
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I have to get ready/go to the airport. I hate flying!!!

Panic

At least it doesn't appear I'll have to drive in blizzard conditions while I'm there; that's a heart attack waiting to happen for me too.
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