The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Donovan]

She didn't mind the fact that he was obsessed with coming in the back door all the time during sex, but when he would run around in front and yell "OK YOUR TURN!" that was kind of a give-away.

[username]

I tell people at the dog park all the time if your dog keeps jumping on my dog or trying to hump her, she WILL snap at your stupid dog and teach it some manners. Just happened. I kind of like it when she lets her inner Cudjo out for a moment. I can relate. Enough!! Do.not.fuck.with.me.

[sally]

I tell people at the dog park all the time if your dog keeps jumping on my dog or trying to hump her, she WILL snap at your stupid dog and teach it some manners. Just happened. I kind of like it when she lets her inner Cudjo out for a moment. I can relate. Enough!! Do.not.fuck.with.me.

My reply to you would be that I hope she kills the fucking bastard.

I can't stand my dogs sometimes. I will never get another male dog again.

[Clang McFly]

Don't know about you Aussie, but if he was "parking his bike down the dirt track" which I assume is butt fucking other guys, he was definately a fag.

She didn't mind the fact that he was obsessed with coming in the back door all the time during sex, but when he would run around in front and yell "OK YOUR TURN!" that was kind of a give-away.

I had a shitty day at work and needed agood laugh. Thanks.

[username]

I tell people at the dog park all the time if your dog keeps jumping on my dog or trying to hump her, she WILL snap at your stupid dog and teach it some manners. Just happened. I kind of like it when she lets her inner Cudjo out for a moment. I can relate. Enough!! Do.not.fuck.with.me.

My reply to you would be that I hope she kills the fucking bastard.

I can't stand my dogs sometimes. I will never get another male dog again.

Are they neutered? If not, why? I'm sincerely curious if it's only non-neutered male dogs that do that or if they're sometimes still horny bastards without their nuts.

I've never owned a male dog (besides my husband) and he still has his nuts (last time I checked). Hmmmm...I wonder if he'd be less irritating without his nuts. *lightbulb*

[Duchess]

Gelded horses do it, neutered dogs & cats do it, even cows do it and they didn't have any balls to begin with.

[blueberryhill]

Gelded horses do it, neutered dogs & cats do it, even cows do it and they didn't have any balls to begin with.

My female toy poodle likes to hump her dog bed. Many moons ago, I was told by a Vet, that this isn't always a sexual act, but an act of dominance.
All of my pets have been either neutered or spayed and it makes no difference and no, your pet isn't gay....It is interesting because if I have a docile dog and behaves, etc. they don't tend to do that, but when I have a bratty dog, like the one I have now, she does this a lot. Guess she is telling me that she is the boss of my house...

[Donovan]

Gelded horses do it, neutered dogs & cats do it, even cows do it and they didn't have any balls to begin with.

Did anybody else read this and suddenly sing out " EVEN BIRDS UP IN THE TREEES, DO IT! LET's DO IT...LET'S FALL IN LOOOOOOOVE!"

No? Just me, then? Okay.

[aussiefriend]

Don't know about you Aussie, but if he was "parking his bike down the dirt track" which I assume is butt fucking other guys, he was definately a fag.

[Duchess]

Sometimes I think George Bush was pushed into his Presidency.

[Donovan]

Sometimes I think George Bush was pushed into his Presidency.

I think this same thing and I think we are both right. Junior was set up as a puppet figurehead in order to finance that wag-the-dog mess in the middle east and enrich a great many people connected with Halliburton, Blackwater and big oil. No surprise many of them were in his inner circle. I think we had an eight-year Cheney presidency.

[Maggot]

Another 6^th grade band concert last night. I never admitted it but they sucked, and the guy conducting acted like Arthur Fiedler. He was all over the place tossing his hair, waving his arms. The best part was the bake sale. But my Daughter had fun.

[username]

This pisses me off. My PC is going to "restart" in approx. 3 minutes whether I like it or not (to finish installing updates). WTF? There's no cancel, restart later or any option. I'm going to sit here and watch if it gives me an option just before restarting. If not, I might have to throw it out the second story window of my house and see how it likes 'dem apples.

[username]

Sure as shit, I was reading about Duchess having Alzheimer's and the damn computer just went *poof*. They have FAR too much power, little fuckers.

[Duchess]

Hey Maggottyboo, are you tapping any trees?

[username]

I think it was today...it's like "free candy" day or something in Maine. They have syrup tasting like we have wine tasting.

Planning a trip there in September. Bangor, here I come!!

[Clang McFly]

Bangor, here I come!!

Bang her, here I cum?

(Me and my late night/early morning dirty mind)

[username]

Heh-heh.

Hospitals suck. I just showered here and I'm eating a nasty cafeteria sandwich. Plus they're fucking prisons!! As soon as my son is stable (sleeping heart rate doesn't dip below the 40's) I'm going to want to check him out and they're going to want to keep him several more days. I foresee another AMA battle with them threatening to call CPS on me again. Fuck 'em. I won't care this time and my husband can't say shit because he's not the one here 24/7. Grrrr.

[ramseycat]

Do they know why his heart rate is dropping? Is it just because he doesn't eat?

[aussiefriend]

Heh-heh.

Hospitals suck. I just showered here and I'm eating a nasty cafeteria sandwich.

Look at that, User is a good mother.