The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

That's true it's never too late, I never did anything when I was younger. I am very much into taking care of myself these days. Chances are, if you are taking good care of yourself and your skin, you are not going to let some random give you shit.

Does your face sound like a dog drinking out of a bowl when you put it on?

[Duchess]

That brings up an interesting question... who likes smut talk in the sack?

I've never experienced it. Things have been said but I don't think they qualify as smut.

[ramseycat]

Well, once you start using R&F, you won't need anything else. And it the long run it's cheaper than the store bought stuff. I threw away all my other stuff.

[Midwest Spy]

Well, once you start using R&F, you won't need anything else. And it the long run it's cheaper than the store bought stuff. I threw away all my other stuff.

Aussie, what time is it there right now.

It's 10:17am CDT where I am. I've guessed you're about 9 hours ahead of me but would like to know for sure.

[sally]

Well, once you start using R&F, you won't need anything else. And it the long run it's cheaper than the store bought stuff. I threw away all my other stuff.

Aussie, what time is it there right now.

It's 10:17am CDT where I am. I've guessed you're about 9 hours ahead of me but would like to know for sure.

Well you're not going to find out by asking Ramsey. You quoted the wrong person, dipshit.

[FAHQTOO]

Well, once you start using R&F, you won't need anything else. And it the long run it's cheaper than the store bought stuff. I threw away all my other stuff.

Aussie, what time is it there right now.

It's 10:17am CDT where I am. I've guessed you're about 9 hours ahead of me but would like to know for sure.

Well you're not going to find out by asking Ramsey. You quoted the wrong person, dipshit.

Even more of a dipshit since he cant find the world clock on his smartphone. It's 4:00am in Sydney right now.

[Blindgreed1]

Well, once you start using R&F, you won't need anything else. And it the long run it's cheaper than the store bought stuff. I threw away all my other stuff.

Aussie, what time is it there right now.

It's 10:17am CDT where I am. I've guessed you're about 9 hours ahead of me but would like to know for sure.

Well you're not going to find out by asking Ramsey. You quoted the wrong person, dipshit.

Even more of a dipshit since he cant find the world clock on his smartphone. It's 4:00am in Sydney right now.

[Clang McFly]

Stop the lies. Just for that I'm masturbating to your pic and nothing else for a whole damn week, month, maybe even a year. Its a sacrifice, I'm willing to make to prove your face and body hotness.

Stop complaining, your could have Clangface. I was looking at my pic from like a year or two ago and I had a nice dark semi decent looking beard, nowadays I have a patchy light brown/gray beard that looks like shit.

No one likes a smut mouth. You are sounding more and more like a weirdo stalker rapist killer. Quit it man, it's not cool. Even MWS doesn't carry on like that, and he's the forum whipping boy.

Fuck that noise. I censor myself enough in real life, I'm not doing it here(unless the Mock mods tell me to stop or be banned). Everyone thinks I'm just a goody two shoes mama's boy. But fuck them. I have a dark side too.

I'm not unreasonable though, if it makes you so uncomfortable I'll talk less about masturbation and more about poop and tits.

[Clang McFly]

No one likes a smut mouth.

I don't know about that. I kinda like it when you say cock.

I think Aussie's just ashamed to admit she's kinda turned on thinking about a middle aged fat, hairy naked man rubbing one out.

[aussiefriend]

Well, once you start using R&F, you won't need anything else. And it the long run it's cheaper than the store bought stuff. I threw away all my other stuff.

Aussie, what time is it there right now.

It's 10:17am CDT where I am. I've guessed you're about 9 hours ahead of me but would like to know for sure.

It was 2.18am my time early Saturday morning when you posted that MWS. I had fallen asleep in front of the TV on the lounge.

[aussiefriend]

No one likes a smut mouth.

I don't know about that. I kinda like it when you say cock.

I think Aussie's just ashamed to admit she's kinda turned on thinking about a middle aged fat, hairy naked man rubbing one out.

All I am asking Clang, is to keep it clean.......for the kiddies.

[Clang McFly]

No one likes a smut mouth.

I don't know about that. I kinda like it when you say cock.

I think Aussie's just ashamed to admit she's kinda turned on thinking about a middle aged fat, hairy naked man rubbing one out.

All I am asking Clang, is to keep it clean.......for the kiddies.

Kids shouldn't be reading this site. Even over their parent's shoulder. Don't blame me for parents being unable to control their kids. Anyway, last I heard the illiteracy rate in America(where most Mockers hail from) was really high so I should be fine.

[Duchess]

The first day that I can have all my windows open throughout my home and the farmers are fertilizers their fields. It's reeks of chicken shit. *barf*

[Carsman]

The first day that I can have all my windows open throughout my home and the farmers are fertilizers their fields. It's reeks of chicken shit. *barf*

Is that anything like chicken poop?!

[Midwest Spy]

Julia Roberts bought a place on Hanalei Bay, Kauai in 2011 for $13M. She just listed it for $29.85M.

Unfortunately, that's just a tad out of my price range.

For those who have been there, I'm sure you can understand when I say it's one of the most beautiful places on earth (I personally haven't found anything better).

I guess Julia wants to leave though, which is hard to understand.

Edit: just realized, a year ago today was the last day of our vacation, and we spent the entire day at Hanalei Bay.

If I could do one day over and over again (see: Groundhog Day), that would be it.

[username]

Julia Roberts bought a place on Hanalei Bay, Kauai in 2011 for $13M. She just listed it for $29.85M.

Unfortunately, that's just a tad out of my price range.

For those who have been there, I'm sure you can understand when I say it's one of the most beautiful places on earth (I personally haven't found anything better).

I guess Julia wants to leave though, which is hard to understand.

Edit: just realized, a year ago today was the last day of our vacation, and we spent the entire day at Hanalei Bay.

If I could do one day over and over again (see: Groundhog Day), that would be it.

We stayed in a house right square in front of Hanalei Bay when we visited there (right on the sand). It's a house that was bought a couple of generations ago and is shared by one family (we were invited to join our not-so-close friends there when we visited). I expected a shack and was amazed by the inside. It was gorgeous. I can't imagine what that house is worth today.

Still as beautiful as Hanalei Bay is, I got a little bored there after awhile. It's not conveniently located to much.

Did you see the one-armed, shark bait, surfer girl while you were there? We saw her go out almost daily.

[Midwest Spy]

People have different agendas when they vacation. For my wife and I (with kids 6 & 8) a day at the beach, cocktailing and watching the kids play in the surf is perfect.

Kauai is quiet. I've definitely heard that from a lot of people. It's not a 'nightlife' island. For me, I golf too. Beautiful courses.

I want to be awake when the sun comes up and in bed by 9:00ish, ready for the next day.

You know the young woman you're talking about was just on a season of 'The Amazing Race'. What a trooper.

I have not seen her at the Bay, but I also haven't really looked for her either.

Just pulled up some Google pics. I've got to get back.

[Duchess]

She's going to have a baby.

[username]

People have different agendas when they vacation. For my wife and I (with kids 6 & 8) a day at the beach, cocktailing and watching the kids play in the surf is perfect.

That is nice. I'm just a little ADD and I don't golf so...

I like Maui. We'd hang out on the beach but we'd also go down to all the resorts and pool hop. My kids loved that.

[Midwest Spy]

She's going to have a baby.

She was really impressive on Amazing Race.

Everything she had to do with one arm. Wow.

The story of her shark attack is pretty amazing as well.

She was paddling out on her board, and a shark mistook her for something and took her arm right off.

Apparently she'd surf nearly 100% of the time with just her friends, but that day there was an adult present, who was able to stop the blood flow from her wound long enough to get her to a hospital and save her life.

Any other day she would've died.