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The 2015 trivial drivel thread
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#681
06-05-2015, 10:52 AM
(06-04-2015, 09:14 PM)RaisingAPrince Wrote: Hope everyone is doing well and I hope to be able to check in more often.

Glad to hear you're having some fun.

I bet the kids are a handful right about now, but a fun handful.

Anyway, I really hope you're able to check in more often too RAP. It's always good to see you posting.
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#682
06-07-2015, 05:05 PM


Y'all have got to check out Zero's sig line. Does he want to ban me? hah

I love you, Mock, thanks so much for all the laughs today.

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06-07-2015, 05:28 PM
(06-04-2015, 01:42 PM)cannongal Wrote: My Maple trees are dying. They're infested with the Asian longhorned beetle

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Damn things killed 2 trees already. Must figure out how to stop the little bastards.

I'd chop my hand off if that motherfucka' landed on it.
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06-08-2015, 03:28 PM
(06-07-2015, 05:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Y'all have got to check out Zero's sig line. Does he want to ban me? hah

I love you, Mock, thanks so much for all the laughs today.

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lol. Zero is so Thor at you.
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06-08-2015, 03:34 PM


hah It changes. Tomorrow's sig line will be something different, like today's is different from yesterday's.
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06-08-2015, 03:43 PM
(06-08-2015, 03:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah It changes. Tomorrow's sig line will be something different, like today's is different from yesterday's.
Lol yeah. I wouldn't be able to tell, since I usually miss a day or two of posting with these overnights.
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06-08-2015, 03:51 PM
(06-08-2015, 03:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Zero is so Thor at you.


Is that a lisp?
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06-08-2015, 03:55 PM
(06-08-2015, 03:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2015, 03:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Zero is so Thor at you.


Is that a lisp?
I thinketh noteth.
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06-09-2015, 09:41 AM


I just read that research suggests there is 200 times more faecal bacteria on my cutting board than on my toilet seat. They don't know how fastidious I am.
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06-09-2015, 01:06 PM
(06-09-2015, 09:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I just read that research suggests there is 200 times more faecal bacteria on my cutting board than on my toilet seat. They don't know how fastidious I am.
I always clean mine with bleach. Slaughterhouses is filthy yo.
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06-09-2015, 01:10 PM


I've got to stop reading some of the stuff I do. I no longer read about bedding because I get so skeeved and I probably won't ever read about cutting boards again. Some of the stuff the articles contain is revolting. I remained grossed out by the bedding stories for literally years.
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06-09-2015, 01:23 PM
I bought a Plan B morning after pill this morning. Hope it works. 50 bucks for one freaking pill.
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06-09-2015, 01:36 PM
Better than Plan B 50 years ago... a coat hanger in a back alley.
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06-09-2015, 09:14 PM
Told you..
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06-09-2015, 09:17 PM
Life sucks, then you flush it away.
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06-09-2015, 09:24 PM
My husband said I'm trying to destroy his offspring. Jesus Christ. I'm just glad I didn't drop dead from the side effects while trying to stop that little fucker from reaching my egg.
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06-09-2015, 09:48 PM
(06-09-2015, 01:36 PM)Cutz Wrote: Better than Plan B 50 years ago... a coat hanger in a back alley.

And then a blood transfusion............
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06-10-2015, 12:50 AM
(06-09-2015, 09:48 PM)blueberryhill Wrote:
(06-09-2015, 01:36 PM)Cutz Wrote: Better than Plan B 50 years ago... a coat hanger in a back alley.

And then a blood transfusion............

personal experience?
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06-10-2015, 09:21 AM
(06-04-2015, 06:09 PM)crash Wrote: Bamboo is about the only plant I've seen worse than fucking mint. My neighbour planted it along one of our mutual fences as s privacy screen and it spread to my side. I tried glyphosate and a bunch of other herbicides to no avail. I even tried some old school stuff that you can't buy any more with no luck. In the end, I just ran over it continually with the tractor and rotary hoe.

When we first bought this place many moons ago, the whole backyard was filled with elephant ears
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We dug up bulbs, put down poison, pulled plants and mowed them down. Thought we finally got rid of them a couple of years ago, but they're back again.

I think I'll skip the bamboo....
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06-10-2015, 09:23 AM


Wow! Those bulbs survive your winters?
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