The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

This is at least the 9^th day in a row that I haven't received my newspaper despite having contacted subscriber services well over a week ago (and almost daily since). The whole street is newspaper barren.

WTF? California started giving illegal immigrants driver's licenses in January. You'd think they'd have a bevy to choose from to deliver the stupid papers.

Did you take down that rebel flag yet?

[Duchess]

yeah Ginny was a MILF...Mutant Impersonating Ladies Form.

[F.U.]

Guess where we spent the night partying last night.

[Duchess]

Strip club - otherwise known as Titty City.

[F.U.]

Hell yes. Thursday nights are our titty club nights. We haven't ben able to go for almost 2 months because of her back. So I started saving my ones from the tip jar a couple weeks ago just so I would have enough for a big night back.

[Duchess]

This girl gets me and she doesn't even know me. I don't know if guys can relate to this but I'd be willing to bet that more than a couple of you women can.

[sally]

When we went to Colorado we went with my husband's friend and the plan was that we were going to spend three days with him and his girlfriend who lives outside of Denver and who I've never met before. I was kinda worried that I might have to spend three days with a woman like the ones described in your video, but it turned out she was fun and down to earth.

[username]

i just saw a commercial for Wall Beds. I think I want one. Our guest room is supposedly our office too but it's got a fucking queen size bed in there so the office is limited to a tiny, cramped corner.

We rarely have guests...maybe 3-4 times a year.

That or a sofa bed...whichever rates as more comfortable (gotta take care of my mom the few times she comes up).

August 21^st is Senior Citizen's Day! My husband is going to LOVE his present!!!

[Maggot]

You would get stuck in a wall bed. I can picture it now.

[username]

Somehow that sounds kind of comfy...squished between a bed and the wall for hours? I think there might be worse ways to go.

And ur right, I can picture me attempting to operate it the first few times...like a giant fly swatter with me as the bug.

[Duchess]

I think a loveseat that turns into a full size bed would be nice in your home office. A desk, a couple of bookcases, the loveseat and an end table with a lamp can double as a nightstand for your guests and you'll have a lovely home office space.

[username]

Holy poop!! I'm watching a "small dog" agility contest. These dogs are amazing! O-O

Maybe one day I'll get a dog and without making her snotty (like my neighbor) really spend some time training her. They're so smart (or can be).

I wouldn't mind having a therapy dog.

[username]

Now bigger dogs are trying to jump 22 ft out in to a pool to grab a "bumper" (rubber stick thing). My dog would have been a champ at that in her younger days.

Soon to come: dog surfing contest.

[Duchess]

Soon to come: dog surfing contest.

That's fricken cool! Get pix!

[HairOfTheDog]

I've been trying for hours to find a fill-in for a sick fill-in caregiver. Denied.

So, I'm working a rehab attendant assignment from 11:30 pm to 5:30 am.

The staff at the rehab are pissy; I'm in dread mode.

[sally]

My mom worked in rehab for years so I remember a little bit from the nursing home.

The epitome of staff rehab workers.

[username]

I've been trying for hours to find a fill-in for a sick fill-in caregiver. Denied.

So, I'm working a rehab attendant assignment from 11:30 pm to 5:30 am.

The staff at the rehab are pissy; I'm in dread mode.

Can you at least steal some pills while you're there?

I could do that work....provided I could pack in some booze, ear plugs and there was a sleep number bed waiting there for me (sleep number 40, thanks).

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think they'll be any pills at my disposal overnight. Just flimsy water cups and straws, gloves and wipes and bed pan, and a lovely but confused old woman who wakes up scared a few times a night talking to her dead son.

No bed. That's why the caregiver who was filling in the last two nights cancelled tonight; sitting in the crappy visitor's chair all those hours hurt her back.

Almost all the CNA staff at the nursing homes here are Filipina, sal. Some of them are nice and compassionate, but a few of them really resent private caregivers being there and huff and stuff.

Man, I've gotta lose the dread before I head out.

[Donovan]

Strip club - otherwise known as Titty City.

My sisters and mother forever ruined strip clubs for me, not because of disapproval but because they all at some point worked the industry. It's a hard fucking life, it creates and sustains hard women, and I can't go into a fucking strip club without thinking that's somebody's mom/sister/daughter. Goddammit.

[Carsman]

Strip club - otherwise known as Titty City.

My sisters and mother forever ruined strip clubs for me, not because of disapproval but because they all at some point worked the industry. It's a hard fucking life, it creates and sustains hard women, and I can't go into a fucking strip club without thinking that's somebody's mom/sister/daughter. Goddammit.

That's what booze is for, have a couple of shots and mellow out before you go in! Then of course, continue shots in between handing out the dollar bills!