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(08-31-2015, 06:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: I've said that for years, divorce is still divorce. I'm hetero and can't stand the smell of another guys hairy ass. 
Gay guys are not looking to convert heteros, so you have nothing to worry about. Some of my best friends are women but I have no desire to get naked with them. I trust them more than the guys I have been involved with. Sex seems to screw-up a perfectly good friendship and marriage screws up a perfectly good sexual relationship.
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So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
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(08-31-2015, 10:34 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: (08-31-2015, 06:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: I've said that for years, divorce is still divorce. I'm hetero and can't stand the smell of another guys hairy ass.
Gay guys are not looking to convert heteros, so you have nothing to worry about. Some of my best friends are women but I have no desire to get naked with them. I trust them more than the guys I have been involved with. Sex seems to screw-up a perfectly good friendship and marriage screws up a perfectly good sexual relationship. I call bullshit. Don't you watch Law and Order SVU?
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I missed the last step on the stairs this morning and fell. My left ankle and foot are swollen and hurt like a bitch. I've been icing it and wrapped it. Trying to stay off it. I don't want to go to the doctor!!! I hate doctors.
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(09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
I'm so flexible I've smelled my own. It wasn't pretty either.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(09-01-2015, 04:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: (09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
I'm so flexible I've smelled my own. It wasn't pretty either. Looked like a spiders nest back there didn't it?
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(09-01-2015, 04:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: (09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
I'm so flexible I've smelled my own. It wasn't pretty either. I wouldn't waste flexibility like that on ass sniffing. I'd be sucking my own cock.
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Well its that time of year again. In 24 hours I will be on the road headed south. Look out Conesville, here I come. Woot Woot.
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(09-01-2015, 02:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: So does a drunk driver.
How does maggot know what another man's ass smells like?
 Hi Tiki.
Where is CN? He would know for sure, seein' how he's had his head up his ass his entire life.
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Hey, girl!
Nice to know you're hanging in and brought your brother into the fold of civility and compassion.
My guess: CN's wife left him for an Islamic Black and he his now left with a daughter who is two inches taller than him.
And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
As said by many . . . you've been missed, Zero.
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I would love to see what coonsville looks like!!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(09-02-2015, 10:56 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
But were you doing your dance on the S.S. Tuna Schooner?
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(09-02-2015, 10:56 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Hey, girl!
Nice to know you're hanging in and brought your brother into the fold of civility and compassion.
My guess: CN's wife left him for an Islamic Black and he his now left with a daughter who is two inches taller than him.
And the haunting visual of me and Cracker scissor dancing when he reads about pro gun ownership.
And the fact we both look completely satisfied!
As said by many . . . you've been missed, Zero.
Thanks Tiki. I love to read your posts.
I wonder what ever became of Cracker?
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(09-01-2015, 04:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I missed the last step on the stairs this morning and fell. My left ankle and foot are swollen and hurt like a bitch. I've been icing it and wrapped it. Trying to stay off it. I don't want to go to the doctor!!! I hate doctors.
My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
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Kitten, I hate to her you have a bad paw and on a 3 day weekend none the less. Here's to getting some good drugs.
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(09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
If it wasn't for bad luck...
Good luck with the 4-6 weeks. I'd have a hard time handling that.
Wooo. Let me back up there. Not leaving home for 4-6 weeks sounds divine.
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As if you weren't already a big enough mess now you're going to be a gimp.
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(09-02-2015, 02:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: (09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
If it wasn't for bad luck...
Good luck with the 4-6 weeks. I'd have a hard time handling that.
Wooo. Let me back up there. Not leaving home for 4-6 weeks sounds divine.
Being off my feet for 4-6 weeks is the worst part. The crutches are so awkward. The doctor was adamant about no weight on it though.
FU can come kiss it and make it all better. 
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(09-02-2015, 03:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: (09-02-2015, 02:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: (09-02-2015, 02:00 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My foot is broken. I have to have surgery on Friday. And I have to be non weight bearing for 4-6 weeks. This fucking sucks. I have shit to do. I hope I get some good drugs at least.
If it wasn't for bad luck...
Good luck with the 4-6 weeks. I'd have a hard time handling that.
Wooo. Let me back up there. Not leaving home for 4-6 weeks sounds divine.
Being off my feet for 4-6 weeks is the worst part. The crutches are so awkward. The doctor was adamant about no weight on it though.
FU can come kiss it and make it all better. About time to pick up that book you always wanted to read isn't it? Hope you get better sooner than later Rams.
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