Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep...

[Duchess]

I haven't smoked a joint in a long time but I'm puffing on a bowl right now.

[FAHQTOO]

I'm back to vaping. We have two local chain vape stores around here. Amazing vapes, and Craving vapes.
I went into AVs to use a coupon for BOGO on the liquid. It was dirty and shady looking. There were a bunch of hoodlems in there vaping on the free shit and you couldn't even see thru the fog. My hair actually wilted and the windows were covered with condensation.
When the person working finally tore himself away from the lowlifes and asked me what I needed, I said "nothing"...I'm going to your competition across the street where they're a lot more professional, clean and customer friendly.

It's not really my NYs resolution...the b/f posted a nasty pic of a dead smokers insides that is the worst I have ever seen. It's my screensaver so I can see it everyday.

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[Duchess]

Holy fuckitty fuck!

[sally]

Yum.

[aussiefriend]

I was back on the fags yesterday, and now I am back off the fags. I am wearing a patch.

[ramseycat]

I forgot cigs are called fags. I thought fags as in gay men. Hahahahahaha

[blueberryhill]

To the Smokers: I probably have lectured to you before, but sometimes you hope that something you said or say might influence someone, but it is different somehow with smokers. I have friend in Littleton CO who still smokes in spite of all her health issues. Nagging and lecturing doesn't work with her or any other smoker; my mother nagged at me to quit for years. I smoked 50 years and quit in 1999. However, in 2004, i was diagnosed with emphysema. I eventually had to move from high altitude (7500 ft) to sea level here in Phoenix. At first, I only needed oxygen at night, but this disease is progressive and eventually I had to go to ²⁴⁄₇ with the oxygen. I can't take a shower, can't do most household tasks, etc without oxygen as this is a progressive disease. I only mention my case to maybe give you the courage to succeed in your battle with nicotine. I quit by using Zyban; don't hear anything about it anymore. I started medicine and by the 4^th day, the cigarettes literally tasted like shit so I would light cigarette and then put it out. I would wake up and my house smelled like an ashtray. As i recall, you had about two weeks to quit after starting meds. I think I was in day 4 or 5 when I quit smoking for good with no relapses (1999). I do hope that all of you give it a try.
I have only one resolution and that is to quit posting so much on Facebook. You just can't fix stupid so why try. I am going to direct my energy elsewhere. I also would like to apologize to a certain person here on Mock. I wrote a really nasty reply to her and she didn't deserve that. It would be very boring if we all agreed with each other....Yeah, I may be a little crazy, but it keeps life interesting and I like to hang out with other "interesting" people.
OTD, wish you would post more often so I won't be the only old person on here. Sometimes, these young whippersnappers can be downright rude to their elders and ignore the wisdom of our years on this earth.

[crash]

I was back on the fags yesterday, and now I am back off the fags. I am wearing a patch.

You should probably use something like ciggies or cancer sticks. Every time you say "You're back on the fags", everyone thinks you're getting married again.

[sally]

I'll never understand you mental midgets with your nasty addiction to the cancer sticks.

[Maggot]

And how tall are you?

[sally]

5'5. Nigger Julie use to call me a mental midget for smoking.

[FAHQTOO]

I was back on the fags yesterday, and now I am back off the fags. I am wearing a patch.

You should probably use something like ciggies or cancer sticks. Every time you say "You're back on the fags", everyone thinks you're getting married again.

Hahaha...
I haven't heard anyone call them fags for 2 or 3 decades.

[username]

I also would like to apologize to a certain person here on Mock. I wrote a really nasty reply to her and she didn't deserve that.

Was it me?? I don't recall it but I'm TOTALLY in the mood to forgive. So if it was me, in my new 2015 spirit, I absolutely forgive you. In fact I love you. Mind, body, spirit.

[Eat Shit And Die]

To be more loyal to those I care about and an even bigger cunt to those other faggots.

I moved from smoking cigarettes to one of those vape ciggies and so far I haven't smoked a ciggie in 6 days.

Happy new year fuckers.

Hey babe!!!



Good for you! Actually, I didn't put that one in writing but right now I vape and I still smoke some times and I plan to move to vaping only in 2015. Did you get a fancy one or just one of the e-cigs they sell at the local stores? I bought fancy (I guess), a Vapor Zeus. It's really good but I'm always looking to improve. Let me know if you have any suggestions.

Yeah I got the EVOD started kit, I already have my eye on the one I want to purchase next but this is definitely a very decent starting place, I have good reason to pack in smoking so it was a very welcome gift, 17-18yrs smoking properly and I'm only 30 how sad is that.



Merry Xmas and NY to the rest of you soccer mums and creepy old men

[crash]

I have good reason to pack in smoking

You're saving money to buy a house because you married that girl or she cheated on you, you killed the dude and you're going to jail?

[Eat Shit And Die]

I have good reason to pack in smoking

You're saving money to buy a house because you married that girl or she cheated on you, you killed the dude and you're going to jail?

I'm still happy, still with my girl, year and a half now and going strong mate.

Hope life in the mining trade been treating you well bloke.

[sally]

I have the vapor cig too, the thing is my throat hurts worse the next day than if I just smoked regular cigarettes. I know it doesn't have the tar and crap, but I'm not convinced inhaling watermelon (or whatever flavor) vapor is a whole lot better.

[crash]

I'm still happy, still with my girl, year and a half now and going strong mate.

Hope life in the mining trade been treating you well bloke.

That's good to hear. The shacked up life isn't such a bad thing, in spite of the hard time your mates will give you about it.

Haven't been doing much in the mines of late; have been earning a few dollars in a few other sandpits. But life is good on the whole.

[Duchess]

If y'all are still puffin' away doesn't that keep the desire alive?

[Eat Shit And Die]

If y'all are still puffin' away doesn't that keep the desire alive?

No I don't care if I smoke the gizmo for the rest of me life as long as I don't damage my lungs any more.