What happened to Cutz?

[HairOfTheDog]

Not that I miss him or anything. Just curious...


Maybe he's knee-deep in his studies.

Or, he's on his honeymoon.

Or, his fiancee dumped his smart ass and he's drowning his sorrows in whiskey and isolation.


Actually, username probably scared him off and he's just in hiding for a while.

[Clang McFly]

Actually, username probably scared him off and he's just in hiding for a while.

That seems likely. Probably tried to take an up skirt photo and gazed too long at the Abyss.

[HairOfTheDog]

That could be, Clang.

You know who else is AWOL? IroningBroad. I kinda liked her.

And, actually.....I did make a joke about username putting lesbian moves on her shortly before she disappeared. I wonder if she had visions of the Bermuda Triangle and got scared too?

[username]

Actually, username probably scared him off and he's just in hiding for a while.

That seems likely. Probably tried to take an up skirt photo and gazed too long at the Abyss.

You know it's comments like that that just....









make me glad you're visiting at least. It's not an abyss but since you've never seen one (a real vagina), your attempted insults don't mean much. But that's okay! Weak attempts are better than nothing, Go Clang, go!!!

[username]

That could be, Clang.

You know who else is AWOL? IroningBroad. I kinda liked her.

And, actually.....I did make a joke about username putting lesbian moves on her shortly before she disappeared. I wonder if she had visions of the Bermuda Triangle and got scared too?

Hey, you scared her off in that case missy. Shame on you for driving off members with possibly false stories about me having lesbian/stalking/strap on dreams about certain female members. You really need to control yourself or it's just going to be you and me...baby. And you live oh so close by.

There was a time when I'd make a notch in my belt (if I owned one) for driving off members. I am now a much kinder, gentler bitch though. Still...if you can't stand the heat, GTFO of the kitchen dumb asses. Geez.

Whatever happened to that woman who wore hats and looked like she was trying to get shit on by sea birds...?

[HairOfTheDog]

Whatever happened to that woman who wore hats and looked like she was trying to get shit on by sea birds...?

KrystalShores? She dropped in very briefly last year and then she was gone again.

Maybe she took her fetish a little too far.



Sea birds don't respond to safe words, apparently. Hey, she knew the risks.

[Midwest Spy]

I think i once asked for a three-way with Krystal and HotD.

HotD seemed to be the only one uncomfortable with that potential scenario.

[FAHQTOO]

I think I scared IB off.

[Duchess]

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, Cutz, what's been keeping you busy -- graduate studies back in full swing?



P.s. I won't be offended if you don't answer, so go ahead and answer if it's not too personal.

[Duchess]

I know he's getting married very soon and I haven't seen him around anywhere.

That is all I know...

[HairOfTheDog]

Ah. So, he's probably recovering from a week long bachelor party or something like that.

I haven't received my wedding invitation yet.

Weird.

[Duchess]

Let's crash a wedding. Yeah. A Mock version of the wedding crashers. Hehehe.

[HairOfTheDog]

^ That's a good idea. Cutz would probably love it.

We could load into the Tard Bus again -- the one we took to the Grand Canyon a few years ago -- and hit the road.




We're on our way Cutz -- don't start without us!!!

[Clang McFly]

Actually, username probably scared him off and he's just in hiding for a while.

That seems likely. Probably tried to take an up skirt photo and gazed too long at the Abyss.

You know it's comments like that that just....









make me glad you're visiting at least. It's not an abyss but since you've never seen one (a real vagina), your attempted insults don't mean much. But that's okay! Weak attempts are better than nothing, Go Clang, go!!!

I've seen a real vagina. I used to watch porn movie parodies on Skinemax and I visited a strip club in Canada when I was in college.

[Cutz]

I did a driveby the day before you posted this thread, but I've been otherwise entertained as of late. I have been digging back into my studies somewhat, but moreso during the evening time I've been filling my hours with H1Z1. It's a survival/zombie game that's going through early opening alpha stage. It's fun if you have a group. So basically, instead of verbally jousting on these boards, I've been picturing you all as biting, decrepit, decaying dead, and blowing your heads off with my rifle (And no, that's not just one long euphemism for user's vagina again.)

Thanks for the concern. All is well and hope you're all enjoying yourselves too.

[Duchess]

Has anyone thrown you a bachelor party? I'd love to do that for you and if you were still on the East Coast I would or at the very least offer to do so.

[HairOfTheDog]

I did a driveby the day before you posted this thread, but I've been otherwise entertained as of late. I have been digging back into my studies somewhat, but moreso during the evening time I've been filling my hours with H1Z1. It's a survival/zombie game that's going through early opening alpha stage. It's fun if you have a group. So basically, instead of verbally jousting on these boards, I've been picturing you all as biting, decrepit, decaying dead, and blowing your heads off with my rifle (And no, that's not just one long euphemism for user's vagina again.)

Thanks for the concern. All is well and hope you're all enjoying yourselves too.

Real nice, Cutz.

So, you're basically saying that manipulating a bunch of unreal brainless deadheads is more stimulating for you than debating and sharing deep thoughts with a bunch of live-wires like us.

Ah well. I hope school's going well and glad you're having fun, in any event.

See you at the reception. Since you kinda dissed us, I'm gonna boycott the nuptials and only crash the party.

[Cutz]

I wouldn't dis you guys. You're great people.

[Duchess]

To know us is to love us.