07-10-2008, 09:33 AM
Did you hear about the chinese couple who were the first of their kind to have an albino child?
Turns out two wongs can make a white.
why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?
because their knee-grows
Why are pirates called pirates??
I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market
what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.
How do you know if your best mate is gay?
He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.
Turns out two wongs can make a white.
why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?
because their knee-grows
Why are pirates called pirates??
I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market
what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.
How do you know if your best mate is gay?
He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
