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#1
03-05-2015, 10:30 AM


...or clitoring if you prefer. Starting at around $500 you too can own one of these. Want to be gifted with one?

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03-05-2015, 11:03 AM
I like them a bit softer.
Artists rendition or lost wax method of of your own?
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03-05-2015, 11:06 AM
If I wanted a cold, lifeless vagina I couldn't fuck that was on me all the time, I'd have stayed married.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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03-05-2015, 11:34 AM
If you ever got in a fight with them that's the first thing you should go for. Like fighting a person with earrings, just rip em out. hah
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03-05-2015, 12:29 PM
Oh HAYELL no.
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03-05-2015, 12:32 PM
(03-05-2015, 11:06 AM)Donovan Wrote: If I wanted a cold, lifeless vagina I couldn't fuck that was on me all the time, I'd have stayed married.


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03-05-2015, 10:17 PM
(03-05-2015, 12:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh HAYELL no.

OH HAYELL YEAH.

It will definitely make it easier for me to locate the clitoris if I ever get around to sexing a woman.
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03-05-2015, 10:47 PM
(03-05-2015, 10:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-05-2015, 12:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh HAYELL no.

OH HAYELL YEAH.

It will definitely make it easier for me to locate the clitoris if I ever get around to sexing a woman.

Bring your metal detector and you're home free.
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03-05-2015, 11:03 PM
$500 is a bit expensive. I can put on my great grandmothers ruby ring and stick it up anyone's ass with the same results.
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03-06-2015, 12:36 AM
Just when I'd thought I'd heard of everything, I'm smacked upside the head with something like this:

Transvaginal Mesh

WTF??

I can't even watch the state high school hockey tournament without being bombarded by shit like this and E.D.
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03-06-2015, 12:42 AM
There's now treatment for those times you get hit with E.D., MS.



I wouldn't invest in a clit ring like the one in the OP.

I know where to find the original, for free, if I wanna see it or show it off to somebody.

And, I'd think it was weird if someone gifted me one, but would probably enjoy regifting it.
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03-06-2015, 01:29 AM
(03-06-2015, 12:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: There's now treatment for those times you get hit with E.D., MS.



I wouldn't invest in a clit ring like the one in the OP.

I know where to find the original, for free, if I wanna see it or show it off to somebody.

And, I'd think it was weird if someone gifted me one, but would probably enjoy regifting it.

No E.D. for this guy... yet.

Still like a high school kid, sporting wood with just the slightest breeze.

I'm a little surprised at your feelings about clit rings.

I thought for sure you were pierced?
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03-06-2015, 03:06 AM
(03-06-2015, 12:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: if I wanna ... show it off to somebody.

Hibye

Just sayin'
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