03-13-2015, 04:27 PM
I've peed behind trees & bushes, many a car bumper and farmer's fields and at least once beside a liquor store.
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 I've peed behind trees & bushes, many a car bumper and farmer's fields and at least once beside a liquor store.
03-13-2015, 04:41 PM
I peed in the bushes once while we were camping at the springs because the port-o-potties were so disgusting. When I got home I found like a 1000 ticks on me and freaked out and went to the ER.
I know, I should have just peed in the spring, but there was so many people in there I couldn't do it. 
03-13-2015, 04:52 PM
03-13-2015, 06:19 PM
Next thing you know you'll be saying you poop too.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
03-13-2015, 06:24 PM
Oh no. Nononono. You will never, and I mean never, see those words come out of my mouth. Nevah.
03-13-2015, 09:35 PM
03-13-2015, 09:59 PM
(03-13-2015, 02:34 PM)Duchess Wrote: Could y'all do that? Live off the grid for awhile?[/i][/size] No problem at all, I just did 12 days in a canvas tent dressed like it was 1840. Cooked on an open fire every day, snug as a bug sleeping in a Buffalo hide. Didn't want to come home. Didn't have to wash is a stream either, big ol pot of water on the fire, sponge bath just about every night
03-13-2015, 10:17 PM
03-13-2015, 10:49 PM
I don't feel as sorry for those poor sons of bitches as I do for the ones who had to witness Donovan shitting all over a perfectly good Far Side strip because he mistook the makeshift bidet attached to the makeshift toilet for a makeshift drinking fountain.
03-13-2015, 11:19 PM
(03-13-2015, 04:24 PM)sally Wrote: Would you also like to fuck Grizzly Adams? That's not the way it works, you fucking clown. You don't get hot showers and electricity when you go off the grid and live off the land. You have to wash your ass in a stream. Although Duchess referenced camping, she didn't say "living off the land", you turd. If you're dirt poor already and go "off the grid" then yeah, you're pretty much fucked (like Dono was) and you're wiping your ass with balled up pages of People Magazine you found in a dumpster or something. If I went "off the grid" now, I'd still have a nice bank account and I'd do it MY way. If Duchess phrased the question: "would you like to be dirt poor, scrounging pennies out of your couch (if you had one), enjoy Thanksgiving dinner from the local Salvation Army and consider washing up in the local Shell station a sufficient shower", I would have said "no". Actually fuck.no. I'll have to get back to you about Grizzly Adams. Commando Cunt Queen
03-14-2015, 07:08 AM
Ugh. Living off the land. I wouldn't be able to kill anything other than a fish and even that would be very difficult. When I walk by the dead carcasses at the Amish meat counter I can hardly bear it. It's so wrong to me that something would have to die in order to feed me. It's hard to even think about. All that raw flesh. *gags* It makes a difference to me when I see it all nicely packaged at a regular supermarket. I know that's just a mind fuck thing though.
03-14-2015, 07:21 AM
Fuck that shit. When you pick up the phone and dial room service in a 5 star hotel, now that's what I call living off the land, nothing beats it, the rest is for crazy critters. Those amish aren't the be all and end all, I saw a documentary once about this girl who was raped they all ganged up against her in court. They can be quite nasty when they want to.
03-14-2015, 07:38 AM
(03-13-2015, 10:17 PM)sally Wrote:(03-13-2015, 09:59 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Didn't have to wash is a stream either, big ol pot of water on the fire, sponge bath just about every night Well thats what tents are for, to spare the wildlife
03-14-2015, 01:57 PM
We always say grace...when we're visiting my mom. My kids know one prayer by heart.
Commando Cunt Queen
03-14-2015, 02:04 PM
Yes. A very simple one, but it is a nice ritual. My kids also go to church and attend Sunday School.
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