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How do you shake hands?
Maggot Offline
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#41
04-17-2015, 12:42 PM
Its to bad she has to take her mouth off it to do that though.
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#42
04-17-2015, 01:23 PM
(04-17-2015, 12:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: When I shake hands I do it firmly and always make eye contact.

Just like my wife does when she's sucking my junk.

Geesh show some respect for your wife.
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04-17-2015, 01:48 PM
(04-17-2015, 01:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(04-17-2015, 12:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: When I shake hands I do it firmly and always make eye contact.

Just like my wife does when she's sucking my junk.

Geesh show some respect for your wife.
I feel as though it was envy, not so much disrespect. hah
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#44
04-18-2015, 08:46 AM
He does show respect. When she's done he pats her on the head and says "good girl."

Oh wait that's what I do.
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04-18-2015, 03:53 PM
(04-17-2015, 11:22 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: You've never shook hands like this?
Nope.

(04-17-2015, 12:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: When I shake hands I do it firmly and always make eye contact.
Just like my wife does when she's sucking my junk.
You only shake hands on your birthday?
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