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(05-11-2021, 08:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now that's not very nice, I wouldn't wish a swift kick in the nuts to anyone. Not even that guy that stole my boat one day. ( At least he brought it back)
It hurts quite a bit.
Not as much as a wet towel whip to the penis and nuts. Or having the gym teacher look at them to make sure they're ok.
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(05-11-2021, 07:16 PM)sally Wrote: Preferably Ed.
We've traded many a nut shot over the years. I'm amazed sometimes that I'm still able to jerk off.
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(05-11-2021, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang just needs Pizza, it's evident and totally real. Pizza is something that should be on every pharmaceutical site. Especially Maderna. They need pizza!
Don't eat pizza much anymore. But I could go for some nice steak, sushi, or dumplings.
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(05-11-2021, 09:13 PM)rothschild Wrote: (05-11-2021, 08:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: Now that's not very nice, I wouldn't wish a swift kick in the nuts to anyone. Not even that guy that stole my boat one day. ( At least he brought it back)
It hurts quite a bit.
Real men love having their balls murdered by women in red, high-heeled boots. Well maybe not murdered, but I wouldn't object if sally wanted to squeeze, massage and tickle them a bit.
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Make sure the pruning shears are locked up first.
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I dont want want to prune clang's balls. There is nothing left to prune anyway, he burns all the hair off with Nair.
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(05-12-2021, 12:39 AM)sally Wrote: I dont want want to prune clang's balls. There is nothing left to prune anyway, he burns all the hair off with Nair.
Reassign them to the garbage disposal.
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(05-12-2021, 12:39 AM)sally Wrote: I dont want want to prune clang's balls. There is nothing left to prune anyway, he burns all the hair off with Nair.
Not all the time. Right now they could use a good pruning.
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(05-12-2021, 05:44 AM)rothschild Wrote: (05-12-2021, 12:39 AM)sally Wrote: I dont want want to prune clang's balls. There is nothing left to prune anyway, he burns all the hair off with Nair.
Reassign them to the garbage disposal.
Oh yeah baby, grind those nuts. Let's make some full bodied Clangbian coffee.
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I hope you slam them in a car door.
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That made me want to slam my thighs shut.
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(05-12-2021, 11:10 AM)Duchess Wrote: That made me want to slam my thighs shut.
That sounds good too.Lets make some Clangnut butter.
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I get the distinct impression that Clang's balls are loving all this attention they're getting. o.O
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(05-12-2021, 02:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: I get the distinct impression that Clang's balls are loving all this attention they're getting. o.O
They've swelled 3 times their normal size from pride and excitement.
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(05-12-2021, 02:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (05-12-2021, 02:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: I get the distinct impression that Clang's balls are loving all this attention they're getting. o.O
They've swelled 3 times their normal size from pride and excitement.
I saw a vid years ago of a man that had injected massive quantities of silicone into his testicles. They were the size of mellons and he seemed to be in love with them.
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(05-12-2021, 02:27 PM)rothschild Wrote: (05-12-2021, 02:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (05-12-2021, 02:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: I get the distinct impression that Clang's balls are loving all this attention they're getting. o.O
They've swelled 3 times their normal size from pride and excitement.
I saw a vid years ago of a man that had injected massive quantities of silicone into his testicles. They were the size of mellons and he seemed to be in love with them.
https://youtu.be/yHOA6p8R_kE
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Guess what Sally is up to.
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(01-04-2023, 10:46 AM)Duchess Wrote: Guess what Sally is up to.
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Ahahahaha! That deserves a chef's kiss.
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