Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies

[Midwest Spy]

Her back and neck are always messed up.do you feel like a gift card to the spa is sufficient?

[Duchess]

Yeah or a pretty bracelet, maybe a bangle, something she won't need help putting on.

[Duchess]

Her back and neck are always messed up.do you feel like a gift card to the spa is sufficient?

I don't know. I always think of her as a Stepford wife. How about a new apron?

[Duchess]

Kidding, just kidding.

[Midwest Spy]

Her back and neck are always messed up.do you feel like a gift card to the spa is sufficient?

I don't know. I always think of her as a Stepford wife. How about a new apron?

She would probably love a new apron!

[Duchess]

Have you thought about asking her if there's something she'd like to have?

She's a stay at home Mom, she needs something to feed her soul.

[Midwest Spy]

Have you thought about asking her if there's something she'd like to have?

She's a stay at home Mom, she needs something to feed her soul.

Red wine?

That seems to feed her soul.

[Maggot]

How bout a new riding mower? One that can dethatch the lawn in the spring. Or maybe a nice new band saw.

[Midwest Spy]

How bout a new riding mower? One that can dethatch the lawn in the spring. Or maybe a nice new band saw.

I am due for a new lawn mower.

[Duchess]

Those bitchin' things cost as much as some used cars.

[Maggot]

Those bitchin' things cost as much as some used cars.

Yeah they are! I'm getting a college kid to do it for a little while.

[Duchess]

We have batman mowers for the fields ( I know they're called batwing, I prefer batman), lawn tractors for all the other areas but I use a pushmower around my home because it makes me sweat my ass off. I told one of my girlfriends who always complains about 10 lbs. that if she handled her own shit she's get rid of that 10 lbs. but she looked at me like I had suggested running naked down 301.

[Clang McFly]

Yeah I use a push mower as well. That 1 hour workout really helps keep me svelte.

[Duchess]

Yeah I use a push mower as well. That 1 hour workout really helps keep me svelte.

That's only one hour you're workin' your fat ass enough to make it sweat and then you probably run inside and eat a burrito or 10.

[Clang McFly]

Yeah I use a push mower as well. That 1 hour workout really helps keep me svelte.

That's only one hour you're workin' your fat ass enough to make it sweat and then you probably run inside and eat a burrito or 10.

I work and sweat plenty for 35 hours a week....cleaning registers and running around doing reshops. I'll be getting plenty of a workout in the near future if things work out...*wink*

[Midwest Spy]

I know Clang's answer already, but are the rest of you Mock Ladies happy about the news that thongs are trending out and granny panties are trending back in?

[Duchess]

I mostly go commando unless I'm wearing a dress or white jeans. I don't see myself ever wearing granny panties. Nooooo.

[sally]

I mostly go commando too. On occasion when I do wear them I wear the scrunch butt panties.

[sally]

In case MS is wondering what scrunch butt panties are

"This industry leading regular scrunch bottom is the perfect accessory to complete any ensemble. Durably made, double stitched bottoms stay in place so well, they are ideal for everyday wear. Strong enough for jeans, plush enough for lace, sexy enough for stage! Featuring a low rise retro cut front that flatters any figure, stay put low cut sides and scrunch butt centerline stitching to really flatter your derriere."

[Midwest Spy]

Let's face it, a nice ass will compliment whatever is on it.