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. . . . . cause he forgot to wear his "Safety Glasses"!
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I bet he gets a splitting headache
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Well thats one way to save on sex reassignment surgery.
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That's got to be a joke, right? Surely no one is that dumb.
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(05-09-2015, 01:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:
That's got to be a joke, right? Surely no one is that dumb.
It surely would have made the News at 6.
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I remember the old guy in the next town over about 15 yrs ago that picked up his lawn mower and tried to trim his hedges. His new nickname is "Mr. Nubs" true story. it cut every finger off at the first digit. His thumbs were fine.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Unfortunately people are that stupid. And worse.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(06-02-2018, 01:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember the old guy in the next town over about 15 yrs ago that picked up his lawn mower and tried to trim his hedges. His new nickname is "Mr. Nubs" true story. it cut every finger off at the first digit. His thumbs were fine.
At least there's a bright side for Nubs.
It would be pretty hard to control the steering wheel with no fingers, but he's probably a hell of a hitchhiker.