Mock match ups

[HairOfTheDog]

JsMom can scrap and she's an open sort.

But, she's pretty laid back; she'd probably smoke up and laugh off a stubborn mule like you after awhile Gunnar.

If you like a challenging debate, I'll match you up with Tiki if she ever comes back around. She can throw down til there's no blood left to draw.

[Midwest Spy]

JsMom can scrap and she's an open sort.

But, she's pretty laid back; she'd probably smoke up and laugh off a stubborn mule like you after awhile Gunnar.

If you like a challenging debate, I'll match you up with Tiki if she ever comes back around. She can throw down til there's no blood left to draw.

Hey, I think they both live in the PHX too.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey, I think they both live in the PHX too.

Blueberryhill still lives in AZ too.

She's also feisty and has no problem speaking her mind.

Gunnar and blueberry? He might find his thrill...

[sally]

Duchess and Maggot seem to get along rather swimmingly.

[Carsman]

I'm afraid I'll be too much for Cars to handle.

Well now, I'm not too afraid, even though you're quite the vixen.
I don't need em, but if needed, I have a bunch of little blue pills as a back up, for "extended play"!

[sally]

Carsman and Queenbee. Both are boring as fuck.

[HairOfTheDog]

I was thinking Mags + user, and Mo + Duchess.

[sally]

I was thinking Mags + user, and Mo + Duchess.

User and Crash.

And Mo is taken. He's the only one here that can out drink me.

[Maggot]

Well, Kid appears to be a good cook, keeps a clean house, and he's a direct sorta guy.

I don't know though. I think we could be bad influences on each other.



^ Me and Kid, celebrating our first anniversary.

The second week's celebration might be even less glamorous.

Barfly!!! That was a kinda cool movie.

[HairOfTheDog]

And Mo is taken. He's the only one here that can out drink me.

The Bengay hasn't even dried on Six's third nipple and you're already two-timing him?

You were too good for the heartless lush anyway Six.

P.s. Good luck Mo. Guard your kidneys if sally offers to make you dinner -- your liver is definitely not on the table.

[Jimbone]

JimBone and Fahqtoo.

I'll take that if she will. Thanks MS! Shame the last time I smoked pot I thought I was going to die though... oh well, that was over 20 years ago, I'm probably fine now.

As a guy I will say it's tough to go wrong with any Mock gal.

Except Ramsey, and Aussie when her meds have worn off.

[sally]

And Mo is taken. He's the only one here that can out drink me.

The Bengay hasn't even dried on Six's third nipple and you're already two-timing him?

You were too good for the heartless lush anyway Six.

P.s. Good luck Mo. Guard your kidneys if sally offers to make you dinner -- your liver is definitely not on the table.

Just keep your filthy hands off the fat, drunken kraut. OK?

[sally]

Just kidding. I wouldn't do Mo like that.

[HairOfTheDog]

Just keep your filthy hands off the fat, drunken kraut. OK?

Ok by me.

I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my skinny, porn-star looking ex-junkie to give your fat, oily, Jew-hating, liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.

[Jimbone]

I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my porn star looking ex-junkie to give your oily Jew-hating liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.

That was a lot to take in.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my porn star looking ex-junkie to give your oily Jew-hating liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.

That was a lot to take in.

I know.

But you responded before my edit.

I added some commas (and a few more descriptors) to make it flow better.

[sally]

Just keep your filthy hands off the fat, drunken kraut. OK?

Ok by me.

I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my skinny, porn-star looking ex-junkie to give your fat, oily, Jew-hating, liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.

Maybe we could trade sometime. I'll even throw in a guy with a bad back and a colostomy bag to sweeten the deal.

[HairOfTheDog]

Just keep your filthy hands off the fat, drunken kraut. OK?

Ok by me.

I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my skinny, porn-star looking ex-junkie to give your fat, oily, Jew-hating, liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.

Maybe we could trade sometime. I'll even throw in a guy with a bad back and a colostomy bag to sweeten the deal.

Throw in some Dan Fogelberg albums, a Silver Spoons DVD, a Bible, a chaste girdle-wearing price chopper, and a gassy self-righteous pervert....and you've got yourself a deal.

[username]

I was thinking Mags + user, and Mo + Duchess.

User and Crash.

We have a wiener! I mean a winner!!! I will never forget him and his "hours" comment. Burned in to my memory for evah...

JSMom...if there aren't any black guys on here, I'm afraid there's no love for her. Black.cock. If she's willing to switch hit, Ramsey's black, dusty hole and a strap on, lights out, might do them both a world of good.

ETA: I'd hit Mags too once he heals and only if the professor (and the rug rats) are sufficiently bound and chained. I imagine there are a dozen ways any of them could kill me in Mag's house of hunting, torture and hoarding.

[Cutz]

And Mo is taken. He's the only one here that can out drink me.

Ever seen Leaving Las Vegas? Good depiction of my Honeymoon last week.