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(05-31-2015, 11:54 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: (05-29-2015, 12:45 PM)sally Wrote: (05-29-2015, 12:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Can we stop this thread now. It feels incestuous. There aren't any Duggar's in here are there?
Shut up. You're gonna fuck Dono and you're gonna like it.
I'm not that kind of girl. I'm the kind that obsesses about a guy and bores the shit out of my friends talking about it. Only to find out later he's gay. I fixed your post. You left out one very important fact. 
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(06-02-2015, 03:19 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's just low IQ stuff. good. Then if we speak slow you should be able to understand and keep up with us smarties.
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How dare you even aspire to my level!
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(06-02-2015, 09:13 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: How dare you even aspire to my level!
Your level of what?
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(06-03-2015, 05:22 AM)cannongal Wrote: (06-02-2015, 09:13 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: How dare you even aspire to my level!
Your level of what?
Crazy? Cluelessness? Self righteousness?
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(05-28-2015, 10:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (05-28-2015, 09:32 PM)sally Wrote: Just keep your filthy hands off the fat, drunken kraut. OK?
Ok by me.
I'm too busy daydreaming about vacuuming dog hair from the bluegreen shag and making Spam sammiches for my skinny, porn-star looking ex-junkie to give your fat, oily, Jew-hating, liver-diseased Hungarian stripper a second thought.
Hey, I don't hate Jews!
I am ..... taken 
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(06-03-2015, 09:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (06-03-2015, 05:22 AM)cannongal Wrote: (06-02-2015, 09:13 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: How dare you even aspire to my level!
Your level of what?
Crazy? Cluelessness? Self righteousness? lol.
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(06-02-2015, 09:13 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: How dare you even aspire to my level! Go clean your bedroom you filthy slob.
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(06-03-2015, 11:01 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (06-02-2015, 09:13 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: How dare you even aspire to my level! Go clean your bedroom you filthy slob. lololololololololol.
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(06-03-2015, 10:04 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Hey, I don't hate Jews!
I am ..... taken
I know you don't hate Jews, Mo.
But, you have been accused of it here, so I figured what the hell and tossed it into your match.mock profile.
Anyway, how's tricks you fat drunken Kraut? I hope your June trip to visit Jelly and Jade is gonna be possible.
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I have no clue darling and it doesn't look very promising at the moment. As I am typing we had 8 missile strikes into the same spot about 3km away from me, which for you Americans is like a thousand dirty feet or hundreds of cups away. So everybody is saying there are talks going on but to me it looks like a typical Arabic "Who's got the biggest dick?!" sort of show, which only God knows when it will end.
I think I'm gonna get my Aeppelwoi from downstairs with so much action going on outside.
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Are there apple trees there?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Once the country was covered with them. But then that big fucking meteorite hit earth and they all died with the Dinosaurs, so now we drill oil and apple juice here.
Fucking fantastic, no?
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Johnny Appleseeds visa status did not include Yemen. Sad but true.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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With a name like that he most probably tried to come in with his old Woodstock T-Shirt, so it would make sense really.
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(06-03-2015, 05:22 AM)cannongal Wrote: (06-02-2015, 09:13 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: How dare you even aspire to my level! Your level of what?
I just thought I would come back in here and say to Cannongal, you get that was a joke right? I don't think I am better than anyone anywhere, but I love to put on a high class British accent and waffle such nonsense from time to time. So in answer to your question, that level.
@Ramsey 
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