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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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#1,681
01-21-2024, 02:28 PM
I made seafood soup for lunch and burritos for dinner.
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01-21-2024, 03:36 PM
(01-21-2024, 11:15 AM)cannongal Wrote: Get one of those home delivery services that comes with the special oven and QR codes for every dish.

Or you could hire a personal chef to come in and make meals for the week.

I'm too cheap for that, I'd rather starve.  Or fuck for food.
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01-21-2024, 04:32 PM
(01-21-2024, 02:24 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-20-2024, 06:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: Why can't I have someone cook for me everyday? Why?    111

I can't be motivated to cook for myself, but I'm a people pleaser at heart. I'd totally cook for you every day. #manservant  #friendwithoutbenefits

(01-21-2024, 03:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-21-2024, 11:15 AM)cannongal Wrote: Get one of those home delivery services that comes with the special oven and QR codes for every dish.

Or you could hire a personal chef to come in and make meals for the week.

I'm too cheap for that, I'd rather starve.  Or fuck for food.

*coughvirginwillingtocookforfreemaybejustroomandboardsextotallynegotiablecough*
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01-21-2024, 06:32 PM
I don't know what Clang said up there, but I'm making dinner tomorrow night and you don't even have to fuck me. I mean I'll make you dinner anyways, I mean, where is the dessert? Can you at least bring the whip cream?

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01-21-2024, 06:40 PM
Tan fowl tan bovine
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01-21-2024, 06:50 PM
I’m doing something wrong, I’m putting out, supplying lodging and still have to cook
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01-21-2024, 07:02 PM
Cumin.
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01-22-2024, 11:37 AM
(01-21-2024, 04:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: *coughvirginwillingtocookforfreemaybejustroomandboardsextotallynegotiablecough*

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01-22-2024, 01:37 PM
(01-22-2024, 11:37 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-21-2024, 04:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: *coughvirginwillingtocookforfreemaybejustroomandboardsextotallynegotiablecough*

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01-22-2024, 01:45 PM
Sally, do you ever watch Chef Reactions? He's the chef I said was your soulmate (or something like that).
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01-22-2024, 02:13 PM
Yes sometimes. He makes fun of people that cook disgusting shit and some of them are pretty funny. We’ve talked about this four times now, Dementia Dutch.
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01-22-2024, 02:55 PM
But this isn't the Ask Sally thread, so you can't charge her.

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01-22-2024, 03:32 PM
If I charged her a nickel for every time she repeats herself I’d have like seven bucks by now. And that’s not including the Trump crap.
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01-22-2024, 05:30 PM
I watch 'worst cooks' sometimes.   I think Duchess should apply for that show
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01-25-2024, 05:12 PM
It's only filmed in the UK.
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01-25-2024, 05:26 PM
(01-25-2024, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: It's only filmed in the UK.

Oh shit,  I didn't know that.   The pottery throwdown is filmed in the UK, too.
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01-26-2024, 04:53 AM
Mrs. Biggies pottery stuff is crossing the pond right now, she just needs to buy a kiln.
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03-17-2024, 03:42 PM
Every time I turn around I am hearing or reading about bone broth. Is this a new thing?
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03-18-2024, 04:05 AM
It was my stage name!
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