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Everyone get theirs this week? I'm not sure how they mail it out. Anyhoo, I like to peruse these things, just to see how my financial life has gone throughout the years.

What was the year of your first reportable income, and how much was it?

1980- $320 (I was 15-16....can't remember WTF I did for $320, must have been washing dishes for $3.35/hour right at the end of the year, as that was my first real job)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#2
I thought they stopped sending those out.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#3
I get one every year. So far, good for a whopping $2200 a month, IF I manage to live to retirement age, and IF the government doesn't fuck me out of S.S.

Hopefully the 401k keeps rising, $2200 ain't shit.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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