I WISH...

[Jimbone]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

I'm going to hold out hope. Maybe someday when I least expect it.

[imsuchawildflower]

You're a,tenacious little fuck aren't you? Lol just keep hanging in there...one should never say never.
Especially when 2^nd chances are involved.

[imsuchawildflower]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.

They're pretty good, just not my favorite. Have you tried a hot pussy? Aside from how much fun it is to order...it tastes like a liquid cinnamon toothpick. Its equal parts goldschlager, hot dam and rumplemintz. Yum.
or you can try Rumchata and fireball...I could drink those all day everyday. well, I have, I mean...on ice, with a straw. That'll knock your dick in the dirt for sure.

[Maggot]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.

Tis true, Duchess can be trusted like a Swiss banker with your account number. Some of those guys have gone to their grave with secrets that could topple governments.


Although so can I.............

[imsuchawildflower]

Oh maggot...I laughed so hard I almost had an asthma attack. You're wit always gets me. Except when you're being an asshole. Then I just snicker quietly.

[Maggot]

The only time I'm an asshole is when I'm walking away.

[sally]

*sigh* I know...I just wish sometimes I was cool or popular

Cool or popular? What are you in Jr. High? Just be yourself you fat fucking moron.

But if you're really dead set on being cool I suggest you start watching some old Charles Bronsan/ Clint Eastwood films. Maybe a little Yul Brynner

[F.U.]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.

They're pretty good, just not my favorite. Have you tried a hot pussy? Aside from how much fun it is to order...it tastes like a liquid cinnamon toothpick. Its equal parts goldschlager, hot dam and rumplemintz. Yum.
or you can try Rumchata and fireball...I could drink those all day everyday. well, I have, I mean...on ice, with a straw. That'll knock your dick in the dirt for sure.

All good options. I get a kick out of the younger crowd when they walk up to the bar and order some of those drinks. Its almost comical. I always play dumb and say, sorry I don't know how to make them, whats in them? I usually get a IDK, I just drink them. I think they just like them because of the name.

[sally]

I'm just a beer drinker. In the morning I like a spicy bloody mary or two and occasionally I'll have a mojito, but that's about my limit on mixed drinks and liquor. Unless someone is buying rounds of shots when I'm at the bar, which happens every time we go to a bar. For some reason me and my husband always end up next to very nice drunk people that want to buy us drinks. So then we do the next round to return the favor and before you know it we're hammered.

[F.U.]

I'm just a beer drinker. In the morning I like a spicy bloody mary or two and occasionally I'll have a mojito, but that's about my limit on mixed drinks and liquor. Unless someone is buying rounds of shots when I'm at the bar, which happens every time we go to a bar. For some reason me and my husband always end up next to very nice drunk people that want to buy us drinks. So then we do the next round to return the favor and before you know it we're hammered.

I too am a beer drinker, but I do occasionally hit the shot glass. I usually stick to shots of Patron, or Cabo Wabo If I am ordering, but sometimes I throw in a Fireball shot. Now when the girls are ordering they lean towards Dreamsicles or Pineapple upside down cakes. But I have tried a lot of different shots as I bartend.

[crash]

I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow..

[Maggot]

Nobody can deny that.

[imsuchawildflower]

I love to drink.
...in case no one knew that.

[Duchess]

I'm a pothead. How come society (some) view a boozer better than a pothead? You won't find me lighting fireworks off the top of my head.

[Midwest Spy]

Because the perception of a pothead is someone that has amounted to squat.

Stoned and eating Doritos.

Drunks can hold down a job and a life while hiding the booze in their desk drawer.

[sally]

What I've always found insane is that marijuana is a schedule 1 drug. Cocaine and meth is better lol.

[imsuchawildflower]

I prefer dilaudid.

[FAHQTOO]

Because the perception of a pothead is someone that has amounted to squat.

Stoned and eating Doritos.

Drunks can hold down a job and a life while hiding the booze in their desk drawer.

I swear...if I have another one of those stupid dreams where I'm stuck somewhere doing the same fucking thing, day after day, 8 to 10 hours a day. Seriously, it's more like a nightmare. It seems to last for 5 nights in a row, sometime 4 and very rarely, they might not show up for about 7 nights in a row.

I should probably quit smoking this damn weed and get a job.

[ramseycat]

I like Captain and Coke. Coronas. And Tequilla.
I'd rather do a line and get shit done than smoke a dube. I turn into the slob eating a whole bag of Doritos and then falling asleep.

These days I'm clean and sober. Everyday. Every damn day. I have to set a good example.

[sally]

I prefer dilaudid.

My dad died from that at 47. He overdosed a few times prior, but there was someone there to pound on his chest and bring him back. The last time no one was there.

From what I've heard it's a waste to swallow the pill, you have to shoot it and nod out.