UtMocker (ETA: MS Read this post dumbshit, love User)

[Duchess]

Can you tell me what the appeal is of joining a site and not posting? I'm genuinely curious to know and I know I'm not the only one in here who has wondered about that.

[username]

Do you think they join in the belief that they'll immediately have access to more of the forum?

Peeping Tom's?

[Duchess]

Do you think they join in the belief that they'll immediately have access to more of the forum?

That has been suggested by others in the past and I think it's entirely possible BUT that would mean they think we are dumb bimbos in how we manage our site.

[username]

Do you think they join in the belief that they'll immediately have access to more of the forum?

That has been suggested by others in the past and I think it's entirely possible BUT that would mean they think we are dumb bimbos in how we manage our site.

They have pm right away, correct? If so, I nominate MS (since he speaks for everyone anyway) to keep an eye out for new registers and write some "form" pm to send them pronto telling them what they need to do to move forward.
Yeah, they're stoopid if they can't figure it out but MS could be Mock's "welcome wagon".
Maybe he'll get some tit pics from the nOObs at some point in the future for his efforts.

[Duchess]

I nominate MS (since he speaks for everyone anyway) to keep an eye out for new registers and write some "form" pm to send them pronto telling them what they need to do to move forward.

MS could be Mock's "welcome wagon".

Tips for tits, huh. I think he might go for that.

MS? Hellooooo.

[QueenBee]

I am with User. A welcome to the dungeon Auto send PM may help. No hearts and flowers, because that is not what we are here, but a Mock worthy version of rules, and regs, and shit.

That being said, I joined Mock because I was playing the sheep and blindly following others here. Chose to stay for reasons I am yet unsure of. But if someone just stumbles upon the place..like when people came in droves with that murder thread that spirialed into a lifw of its own and stayed. Others I think stumbled in, joined, and simply forgot to come back, or whatever. I have had a couple senior moments where I came across a site I liked, joined and then never could go back because I failed to bookmark it and forgot the name of the place.
So maybe that welcome PM could also go out to the email on file. Just once, so as not to be annoying.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think MS has probably read this thread and he's just making you wait, user.

He's a tease like that.

You might have to shoot him a PM with attachment to get him on the welcome wagon.

[username]

He's probably at church being inherently good.

Fucker needs to put all that Christian warmth in to practice and welcome the damn nOObs!!

I feel a warning coming on...I WON'T BE IGNORED, MS!!

[Clang McFly]

No hearts and flowers, because that is not what we are here,

There are some hearts and flowers here. If there arent I wouldn't have stayed here after I followed Ma here to troll and he revealed I like to crossdress. Who knew that not all of you are grossed out by a middle aged crossdressing fat fuck weirdo like me?

[sally]

Who knew that not all of you are grossed out by a middle aged crossdressing fat fuck weirdo like me?

Ummm, don't fool yourself.

[Duchess]

he revealed I like to crossdress.

How did you feel when that happened?

Many Mockers are some of the most tolerant people I know. Not that God fearin' MS though.

[Clang McFly]

he revealed I like to crossdress.

How did you feel when that happened?

Many Mockers are some of the most tolerant people I know. Not that God fearin' MS though.

I felt scared when it first happened. Then disappointed when you weren't as grossed out as I thought you would be, then relief at the welcoming and the effort to understand.

[Donovan]

he revealed I like to crossdress.

How did you feel when that happened?

Many Mockers are some of the most tolerant people I know. Not that God fearin' MS though.

I felt scared when it first happened. Then disappointed when you weren't as grossed out as I thought you would be, then relief at the welcoming and the effort to understand.

I was pissed off when he did that. I knew who you were and that you were deliberately trying to be a different person than the one you've been shoehorned into at other sites, and when jack outed you I felt like he was being a deliberate cunt. That's not how a person behaves who calls himself a friend. That was your business to reveal or not. I thought it was disrespectful then and still do. But that's who he is.
Meanwhile it only took me half a day upon arrival to realize I liked Mock and didn't want it fucked with. Maybe it just isn't for everybody.

[Midwest Spy]

he revealed I like to crossdress.

How did you feel when that happened?

Many Mockers are some of the most tolerant people I know. Not that God fearin' MS though.

I've become more tolerant in the past few years.

I'd actually be tolerant of Clang if he's who he claims to be, we just wouldn't hang out.

As for User's request that I'm some sort of welcoming committee for these wayward travelers that stumble into Mock, my answer is:

I can't promise anything.

Sure, I'll PM (women only) them and see if they'll send me some naughty pics, but I won't commit to much more.

I'd bet I'd have a better chance of getting Duchess and User to PM me nudes than any newbies though.

[Duchess]

Thank you for agreeing to be Mock's official wagon, MS. I appreciate that you would take the time to invest in Mock that way. It's important that nOObs know they are welcome here and that we are glad to have them...

...and then, once they have a sense of security & well being we'll sic Sally on 'em.

[username]

Thank you for agreeing to be Mock's official wagon, MS. I appreciate that you would take the time to invest in Mock that way. It's important that nOObs know they are welcome here and that we are glad to have them...

...and then, once they have a sense of security & well being we'll sic Sally on 'em.

I think that's called the "assumptive close". Nicely done!!


On a separate note, in response to his "warning pm", MS asked me if he got a spanking with that.

Somehow, I don't think he got the SERIOUSNESS of this matter. Anyway, it expires tomorrow but if any of you Mockers want to break out the paddle....

[Maggot]

I just spanked myself..........does that count?








That didn't come out right.

[username]

I just spanked myself..........does that count?








That didn't come out right.

If it didn't come out right, maybe you need to put a little more effort in, Maggsy (or get the professor involved).

[Jimbone]

Or he's just a dribbler. Sad.

[Midwest Spy]

Thank you for agreeing to be Mock's official wagon, MS. I appreciate that you would take the time to invest in Mock that way. It's important that nOObs know they are welcome here and that we are glad to have them...

...and then, once they have a sense of security & well being we'll sic Sally on 'em.

I think that's called the "assumptive close". Nicely done!!


On a separate note, in response to his "warning pm", MS asked me if he got a spanking with that.

Somehow, I don't think he got the SERIOUSNESS of this matter. Anyway, it expires tomorrow but if any of you Mockers want to break out the paddle....

I'm obviously hoping you, Duchess, HotD or Sally are willing to fly to MSP and paddle me really well.

And just how serious is the Mock Warning?