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08-16-2015, 10:37 AM
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Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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08-16-2015, 10:39 AM


hah Oh boy. Raging bull...bucking bronco...tis all the same at that point.
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08-16-2015, 10:58 AM
Yessim. And I can't think of one woman I've ever been with that would let me "ride" for the 8 seconds after doing that.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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08-16-2015, 11:06 AM
I have found the words "Your better than your sister" to be a bit more effective
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08-16-2015, 11:08 AM
Hmmmm...a jab, but yet a compliment. I'm betting they had to think for a minute before deciding how to react.

Or not....
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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08-16-2015, 11:25 AM
It's not a new sex "position", Kid.

Squeezed tight from behind has been around since...........well, since all the way back to the last time you had sex (with an actual woman).

Anyway, I can see why a dude who can't get a woman revved up naturally (and has always been called another dude's name during sex) could find the Raging Bull funny or appealing.

Still, I don't think you could pull it off. You'd have to stop blubbering, " th-th-th-thank you!" long enough to get another woman's name into the ear of your desperate pity-fucking partner.


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You mangy mongrel!
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08-16-2015, 11:30 AM
(08-16-2015, 11:25 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: 11202468_427407327433804_924175402_n.jpg]


28 I love that!
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08-16-2015, 02:46 PM
^ I think maybe I scared the sexist pig Kid off with the rest of my post.

I guess it was too shrew'd for him. :/

Ah well, "he's not a baby" (some Trump-speak, for Cars).
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08-16-2015, 08:56 PM
The same scenario works on a man.

1st get on top of him and slide in real deep.

Now lean forward and put your breasts in his face.

As you're about to cum whisper in his ear another man's name and stick your finger up his ass.

When he bounces you off roll over and go to sleep.
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08-17-2015, 09:32 AM
I think you scared the kid with that Sally.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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08-17-2015, 12:07 PM
(08-16-2015, 11:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:
28 I love that!

I feel the same way about this one.

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08-17-2015, 12:09 PM


hah Me too. Is nothing sacred?
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08-17-2015, 12:25 PM
(08-17-2015, 12:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah Me too. Is nothing sacred?

Very few things these days are!
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08-17-2015, 07:44 PM
(08-17-2015, 12:07 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(08-16-2015, 11:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:
28 I love that!

I feel the same way about this one.

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^that's racist.
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08-17-2015, 09:17 PM
(08-17-2015, 07:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ^that's racist.

hah
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08-17-2015, 09:55 PM
(08-17-2015, 09:17 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(08-17-2015, 07:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ^that's racist.

hah

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11-17-2015, 11:59 AM
(08-16-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: The same scenario works on a man.

1st get on top of him and slide in real deep.

Now lean forward and put your breasts in his face.

As you're about to cum whisper in his ear another man's name and stick your finger up his ass.

When he bounces you off roll over and go to sleep.

How you doin?
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11-17-2015, 04:51 PM
You wanna smell sally's finger, don't ya Biggie?
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11-17-2015, 05:05 PM


*gasp* 28
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#20
11-17-2015, 05:06 PM


I'm always so surprised when I see you say shit like that. You take me by surprise every. single. time.
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