Bumperstickers

[Clang McFly]

MS is a big fan of the porn parody genre ski. Choke-A-Hontas, Hairy Daughter and the Philosphers Bone, The Slutty Professor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon...

I used to watch those all the time on Skinemax. Last one I remember was The Devil Wore Nada.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

MS is a big fan of the porn parody genre ski. Choke-A-Hontas, Hairy Daughter and the Philosphers Bone, The Slutty Professor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon...

I used to watch those all the time on Skinemax. Last one I remember was The Devil Wore Nada.

I still enjoy watching my copy of Bareback Mountain

[Carsman]

Bumper stickers are sacrilege!

[Clang McFly]

MS is a big fan of the porn parody genre ski. Choke-A-Hontas, Hairy Daughter and the Philosphers Bone, The Slutty Professor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon...

I used to watch those all the time on Skinemax. Last one I remember was The Devil Wore Nada.

I still enjoy watching my copy of Bareback Mountain

breast one ever was this titty poop porno Rack to the Few Turds. It made my underpants moist.

(Not really, just like teasing Duchess who doesn't like the words poop, moist or underpants)

[Carsman]

OK, Here's some sacrilege!
(And not on my cars.)

[Duchess]

I don't know why bumper stickers would make me think of road head.

[Maggot]

Road head is great till you hit a bump.

[Donovan]

Funniest stickers I ever got as a present was a set of little round pictures of a screw designed to perfectly fit over the heart in those annoying "I heart" this or that, so my friends and I went around ensuring that the owners of those cars told the world they screwed their dogs, New York, Jesus, etc. Heh heh.

[Carsman]

Road head is great till you hit a bump.

Or until you pop while driving, you kinda go all over the road!

[sally]

I saw one yesterday that said I Love Crack Whores. And it was on a pretty nice truck too in front of the Pet Superstore.

No, I'm not mixing up Pet Superstore with Adult Superstore.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Road head is great till you hit a bump.

Or until you pop while driving, you kinda go all over the road!

I damn near hit a bridge one time, coulda died, fucking Louisiana pavement

[Ski at 1SKY6]

I was in sellers S.C. and was being pursued on a two lane highway by a cop trying to pull me over. To his surprise, in the time it took him to walk from his patrol car to my drivers side window my second lover was sitting there smiling like the cat that ate the canary. He looked at me with the question written on his face that he left unspoken. How could a second person materialize when all I saw was one? My ticket was 145.00 for 7 miles over the speed limit.

[Carsman]

Here's one for the Clangster!

[Duchess]

I was in sellers S.C. and was being pursued on a two lane highway by a cop trying to pull me over. To his surprise, in the time it took him to walk from his patrol car to my drivers side window my second lover was sitting there smiling like the cat that ate the canary. He looked at me with the question written on his face that he left unspoken. How could a second person materialize when all I saw was one? My ticket was 145.00 for 7 miles over the speed limit.

Faggot

[ZEROSPHERES]

I was in sellers S.C. and was being pursued on a two lane highway by a cop trying to pull me over. To his surprise, in the time it took him to walk from his patrol car to my drivers side window my second lover was sitting there smiling like the cat that ate the canary. He looked at me with the question written on his face that he left unspoken. How could a second person materialize when all I saw was one? My ticket was 145.00 for 7 miles over the speed limit.

Faggot

There is that word again.
Ski tells me I overreact to that word.
I guess he is right.

[Duchess]

Bitch, please. I'm not playing your stupid fuckin' game.

[crash]

Faggot

Yanno, I'm no supporter of either side, and this is your house so kick me the fuck out if you feel like you need to, but that one word joke is getting tired..

I know you're doing it for a rise and to make a point and a bit of spite and whatever, but yeah...

anyway

[Duchess]

Yanno, I'm no supporter of either side, and this is your house so kick me the fuck out if you feel like you need to, but that one word joke is getting tired..

I know you're doing it for a rise and to make a point and a bit of spite and whatever, but yeah...

anyway

Oh for fuckssake. I would hardly kick someone out for not liking it.

[crash]

I didn't say I liked it or not, I just said it's getting tired. People have been punted before... *shrugs*

[Duchess]

*shrugs*