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I'm taking bets on the kid

Poll: Where, How, what is he doing?
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he was kidnapped by pygmys
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He is in a wall crawlspace decomposing
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He is stuck in a movie called "Misery"
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He hates everyone here to the core of his being.
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I'm taking bets on the kid
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#1
10-19-2015, 10:02 AM
This will be a poll but not a stripper pole.
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10-19-2015, 01:38 PM
I voted, but I really think that he started smoking crack again.
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10-19-2015, 03:34 PM
If you care enough to start a thread like this when I vanish please make the options,
A, He is out riding.
B, He is out partying.
C, He is out with the girls.
D, He is dead.
E, A,B & C caused D.
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10-19-2015, 04:03 PM


I hope he fell in love rather than he left Mock for that bitch FB.
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10-19-2015, 04:46 PM
(10-19-2015, 03:34 PM)F.U. Wrote: If you care enough to start a thread like this when I vanish please make the options,
A, He is out riding.
B, He is out partying.
C, He is out with the girls.
D, He is dead.
E, A,B & C caused D.

I could work with that plus add a few of my own in the contest.
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10-19-2015, 05:03 PM
(10-19-2015, 04:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I hope he fell in love rather than he left Mock for that bitch FB.

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10-19-2015, 11:45 PM
I think he's been at a Las Vegas brothel slamming herbal Viagra and hoping to find a woman who really understands him on a deep and intimate level.

So, I voted for the first option -- I think one of the pygmy prostitutes there probably stole his heart.

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However, If he tried to tickle her funny bone with his McNigger sandwich joke, then I'd bet that he is in a wall crawl space decomposing.
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10-20-2015, 01:43 AM
(10-19-2015, 01:38 PM)sally Wrote: I voted, but I really think that he started smoking crack again.

And/or picked up drinking again. Maybe he got in to trouble with the law (blowing up a meth lab could be bad). I'd add hospital or rehab to the list.
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10-20-2015, 10:46 AM
(10-19-2015, 11:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: 675b95b4e6d1447e1852ca8140b08e0a.jpg]

However, If he tried to tickle her funny bone with his McNigger sandwich joke, then I'd bet that he is in a wall crawl space decomposing.

Lets just hope he didn't whisper Adhiambo's name in her ear while doing it doggy style. Then it would really be safe to assume that TheKid is in a better place now. Well that is if you want to call decomposing in a wall crawl space a better place.
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10-20-2015, 12:53 PM
Maybe he found religion and he's "born again".


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10-20-2015, 01:37 PM


Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch I said WTF.
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10-20-2015, 02:35 PM
(10-20-2015, 10:46 AM)sally Wrote:
(10-19-2015, 11:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: 675b95b4e6d1447e1852ca8140b08e0a.jpg]

However, If he tried to tickle her funny bone with his McNigger sandwich joke, then I'd bet that he is in a wall crawl space decomposing.

Lets just hope he didn't whisper Adhiambo's name in her ear while doing it doggy style. Then it would really be safe to assume that TheKid is in a better place now. Well that is if you want to call decomposing in a wall crawl space a better place.

Well, he probably invited Hadiyah to come live with him and Buddy after spending two days with her at the brothel and then taped her without her knowledge.

So, at least he's probably in his own wall crawl space decomposing, and there might be some video evidence of the crime.

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10-20-2015, 02:38 PM
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10-20-2015, 03:42 PM


Those boobs. Those boobs.

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10-21-2015, 12:50 PM
I think that crazy chick moved back in again and he's now in the freezer.

But yeah, Maggot, me too. WTF!!! I MUST have one of those! Just imagine as a party center piece like some awesome bouncing castle. Forget coming crawling out of it, running and jumping into it head first must be .... awesome!
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10-21-2015, 01:58 PM


Before the little man emerges it looks like a freakin' lizard! I know it's a man now and I still say WTF.
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10-21-2015, 02:08 PM
You won't see it in the bouncy house that's for sure. Kids would be getting thirsty for some mama milk.
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10-25-2015, 06:22 AM
Pfffft. You guys don't know me for shit. I've been studying and meditating with the Shaolin masters on Kunyu Mountain. And I thought you guys were my friends.

Or....

I've been in San Fran having a wild fling with HoTD (thanks for keeping up appearances, Sweetheart). We've been fucking like bunnies. I'm wore out.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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10-25-2015, 09:31 AM
Lucky man.

I would love to visit funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong on Kunyu Mountain for a couple of months and get spiritually centered and physically fit.

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So........Are you now fast as lightning? Is it a little bit frightening? You get you some expert timing?

I hope so. Because if you're gonna be fucking like a bunny, you best be prepared to do it like a boss or it's into the wall crawl space you go.

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#20
10-25-2015, 10:00 AM
I shouldn't have clicked this thread. I'm traumatised and I can't unsee any of that shit.
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