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If the first word out of your mouth on the first of every month is rabbit you will be assured a month of good luck. Uh huh.
We are officially in the holiday season.
Now, go forth and slap somebody on the ass and then come & tell me what their reaction is.
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Melbourne Cup on Tuesday. I've been invited to a pavilion party at the local races. I didn't say rabbit first thing this morning, actually, there's been nobody else here all day so I'm not sure if I've said anything all day.. But anyway, I digress.. I might slap somebody on the ass on Tuesday..
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(11-01-2015, 06:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:
We are officially in the holiday season.
Apparently you haven't been in a large retail outfit, or happened to stop on QVC while channel surfing. It's been the holiday season for over a month now, according to what I've seen.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(11-01-2015, 07:21 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Apparently you haven't been in a large retail outfit, or happened to stop on QVC while channel surfing. It's been the holiday season for over a month now, according to what I've seen.
I've seen the holiday stuff out there since probably September but I needed to get through October before I could start enjoying everything that surrounds the upcoming holidays. I'm putting up a couple trees in a little over 3 weeks and I've been Christmas shopping for a few months now. Except for some miscellaneous bullshit my shopping is done. Aha!
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(11-01-2015, 07:28 AM)Duchess Wrote: (11-01-2015, 07:21 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Apparently you haven't been in a large retail outfit, or happened to stop on QVC while channel surfing. It's been the holiday season for over a month now, according to what I've seen.
I've been Christmas shopping for a few months now. Except for some miscellaneous bullshit my shopping is done. Aha!
That's just wrong!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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I am looking forward to being in the mountains for the holidays, as much as I am glad to be away from family and the holiday drama, I will miss them LOL. We welcomed November 1st with the first snowfall as well today. Yay! There has been snow in the surrounding mountains this week but now it has dropped, it is already turning into rain now however.
What was the question? Rabbits! What was the first thing I said outloud this morning? I cannot remember.
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The title of this thread reminded me of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon where Yosemite Sam tries to con him outta something and he goes, "Sayyyyy, Rabbit. I like you. You're my friend." My family appropriated that line for years whenever we'd try to glom onto somebody's food, or dessert, or some treat or con them outta something. I was trying to find the clip today but got distracted watching a bunch of the cartoons with Mason, so instead I'll put this one here:
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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I used to call Dick Yosemite Sam. Whenever he would be pissed & uptight about something I always pictured him jumping up & down.
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I didn't get to slap anyone on the ass, but I only just got home. A fat time was had.
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I like to watch a bare ass jiggle when slapped.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-20-2019, 04:03 PM)Maggot Wrote:
I think that's sexy.
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I just smacked my wife's ass; her reaction was incredible. She said now smack the other cheek to even them out.
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l8r, i'm gonna get laid, thanks Duchess
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(03-20-2019, 04:49 PM)pyropappy Wrote: i'm gonna get laid, thanks Duchess
Was it good for you?
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(03-21-2019, 05:38 AM)Duchess Wrote: (03-20-2019, 04:49 PM)pyropappy Wrote: i'm gonna get laid, thanks Duchess
Was it good for you?
it is always good for me, but we were both smiling after
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"ahem"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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