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Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML
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I would fucking die...Just die...Dig a hole & push me in...Oh Jesus, the horror.
He probably smelled everything too.
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I used to work at the Base Exchange in the ladies wear area and some low life actually took a dump in one of the fitting room mini trash cans.
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This young lad is slowly coming to terms with the fact he is gay, so he decides to go to the local outdoor public toilets to get some "action".
He goes into one of the cubicles, sits down on the toilet and notices a glory hole has been cut into the side of the cubicle, so he waits.
Eventually someone comes into the cubicle next door and after a few minutes an erect cock comes poking through the glory hole. The young lad does the business orally on the cock then flushes the toilet and walks out of the cubicle.
The cubicle door next to his opens and his dad walks out!!!
:shock:::bvomit::
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Whilst serving in the Army, the single guys bought a girl back to the block for a gang bang, the Orderly Sgt decided to have a go, somebody kindly turned the lights on and he found he was shagging his own daughter.
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In a unisex bathroom at work, years ago, a woman had a miscarriage and simply left it in the toilet without flushing.
We figured out who it was but she denied it was hers.
The visual still kind of haunts me to this day even though I've seen worse since.
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:In a unisex bathroom at work, years ago, a woman had a miscarriage and simply left it in the toilet without flushing.
We figured out who it was but she denied it was hers.
The visual still kind of haunts me to this day even though I've seen worse since.
Wow. That is sick.
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Brilliant observation, Ramsey. You're a real asset to this forum.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Brilliant observation, Ramsey. You're a real asset to this forum.
More than anyone can say for you. You add about as much value as a wet dishrag. ::ban::
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Lumpy maybe a lonely, dildo loving, spinster bitch but she brings more to this place than you ever will tweedle dum.
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